Quetzalcoatl Fifth Column
Mar 13, 11 12:39am
Hi! came by to stamp your guestbook since you have The Paranormal forum in your favorites. Its great to see that I'm not the only one out there that has interest in the paranormal . So what's your favorite Paranormal subject? You can answer in the guestbook comment box or the forum all along

Hope to see you in the Paranormal Forum soon .
Kevin Fifth Column
Aug 15, 08 2:33am
Hi FC, how you doing, pal?

So yeah, enjoy the Olympics


a Dude
SecretLegend Fifth Column
Apr 29, 08 8:09pm

Hey, FiFth, just thought you deserves this.I hear you're moderator of /USA\, how's that treating ya?

SL Signed your Guestbook.
Various Fifth Column
Aug 16, 07 2:38am
I made some sexy stamps especially for the USA regulars, and you were on my list.

Enjoy, bud.

Kevin Fifth Column
Aug 07, 07 2:52am
You are the best moderator. USA Forum owns all.

See you around.

(I love the 125 character limit. Oh, sorry I don't have a stamp.)
0Zero0 Fifth Column
Jan 14, 07 4:54am

xI will keep signing until I get animegirl's love!x
Ironraven Fifth Column
Jan 13, 07 3:48am
Everyone knows Jesus The man who healed the lame. But I am Jesus' brother K is my name. Jesus is the Prince of Peace. Jesus is the Lamb. Jesus is the Son of God But K don't give a damn. Cuz when I'm in sight We'll party all damn night. I don't turn water into wine But into cold Coors Light. I'm not my brother, I know, Don't walk on H2O But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow. I'm *bleep*in K I'm *bleep*in K I'm *bleep*in K K Christ I hang out with Lepers, Barabas and Salome. Jesus' friends are called Apostles. Those dudes are totally gay. Jesus performs miracles From Galilee to Rome. But it would be a miracle If he brought a *bleep*in lady home. Because when Jesus is prayin *bleep*in K is layin Every lady in the Testament You know what im sayin? I won't die for your sins Like my famous kin. But if you have a little sister Then theres room at this inn. I'm *bleep*in K I'm *bleep*in K I'm *bleep*in K K Christ Jesus was our mothers fave All her love to him she gave. But there's no sibling rivalry When he's nailed to that tree. YEEEAAAHHHH And now the question for you Is not "What Would Jesus Do?" But where will you be When the K Machine comes partyin through? And if the Lord will allow You've got to ask yourself how, and who and why and when and where is your messiah now? It's *bleep*in K *bleep*in K *bleep*in K I'm *bleep*in K K Christ. K Christ. K Christ. I'm *bleep*in K
Dudeguy Fifth Column
Nov 13, 06 1:18pm
Like the things you do
Hey Fifth!
If I could I would be you
You're the one and only tiger
The one and only taste
You know how to take a breakfast and make it
FROSTED FLAKES are more than good, they're GRRRRRREAT!
j ton Fifth Column
Oct 16, 06 1:37am
havent seen you in a while...all I have are funny memories of you, all I remember is your outrageous and legendary antics in the halo 2 forum before and after launch. thats enough to make me sign. I always thought, "man that guy can get away with anything" lol, its enought to make me sign.
DevilGene Fifth Column
Aug 16, 06 12:24am
Hey there, I hust wanted to sign your guestbook.


Jaw Knee Fifth Column
Aug 14, 06 12:58am
I like your avatar. As you probably know, it's the cover of NOFX's The Decline.

Sorry I just had to point that out. Well I'll just see you around and keep up the good work.
bobotaco Fifth Column
Jun 13, 06 6:41am
fought godzilla eh? well how bout volvagia?

please sign back
RedFoxBandit Fifth Column
Jun 12, 06 11:03pm

Hello there, FC. Glad to see an actually non thick-headed member moderating the USA forum, at least now some of us can express our opinions without getting flamed into oblivion. "OMG, HOW DARE U THINK AMERICA HAS AN OBESITY PROBLEM"!

See you around.

quote Emma Lazarus, "The New Colossus"
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

BZF Fifth Column
May 27, 06 4:58am
I've seen you around a lot................Sign my guestbook also. You don't have to but I would really like it.Can we become neofriends?????
triforceofwisdom Fifth Column
Mar 19, 06 11:21pm
Thought I'd swing by and sign. See you around.

BLinK0 Fifth Column
Feb 26, 06 2:11am
I like you because you're dangerous...


worms fruit underscore underscore


Dudeguy Fifth Column
Feb 19, 06 12:37pm
Once upon a time there were three little pigs, there names were Codad, Jelar and Dudeguy. After moving out with their moms, they decided they would each build their own house.

Codad said he would build his house out of thesauruses, Jelar out of brick and Dudeguy out of awesome. But little did they know, a Big Bad Fifth was in town!

The Bid Bad Fifth first went to Codad's house. He then said to Codad "Oh little pig, please let me in". "Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!" Codad said. So the Fifth knocked over Codad's house of thesauruses. They then collapsed on Codad, breaking every bone in his body and rupturing his spleen. The Big Bad Fifth then dug through the thesauruses and ate Codad.

Fifth proceeded onto Jelar's house. It turned out that Jelar was too lazy to build a house out of brick and only got one row done. So Fifth stepped over the brick, shot Jelar in the head and ate him.

Finally, Fifth got to Dudeguy's house. It turned out Dudeguy's house was indeed built out of awesomeness. The walls were made out of 14 carat gold, the doorbell was a laser gun and there were 1,000 ninja garden gnomes on the lawn in case anything bad ever happened. The Big Bad Fifth rang the doorbell which shot his hand off as he screamed in pain. That awakened the ninja garden gnomes which chopped Fifth into 150,000 separate pieces. Dudeguy then came out of his house and laughed at the remains of the Big Bad Fifth. Dudeguy would have eaten them, but he didn't want to get AIDS.

~The End~
bobotaco Fifth Column
Feb 17, 06 7:36pm
ive seen you around the Zelda forums & thought id sign you're guestbook in hopes we could be pal-like amigos!
Glitzville Fifth Column
Jan 26, 06 6:40pm

I am EmmieGurl's sweet little slave, and loving it!

This signing has been brought to you by Glitzville, the sexy and annoying one.
0Zero0 Fifth Column
Jan 26, 06 4:26am
ur rock!!!!
Kokoro Fifth Column
Jan 25, 06 7:44am
I'm Spyro Princess's (AKA Ayla) slave and she's is Neoseeker's best and sexiest member. If you don't know her then you should meet her.
0Zero0 Fifth Column
Jan 25, 06 4:18am

...before the Drunken Reds took over.

Keep cool, man, and keep the cutting to a MAX. Hit me back when you want to cut together sometime and cry about babes. We can be hxc for reals.
Imagination Fifth Column
Jan 25, 06 3:57am
Yo. How you doing. Im was just passing by and decited to thank you for a great job with the Slave auctions.

I, Imagination, the loyal and obedient slave and bitch of earlimoon.

I was force to say that, but in reality, you didn't do a great job with the slave auctions. It was mostly Pyroguy and Vito who did most of the work. You didn't do shit!! ;p
innes Fifth Column
Jan 25, 06 3:16am

Sphinx Fifth Column
Jan 24, 06 6:28pm
I'm here to offer my sincerest thanks for your role in the auction team, for if not then I would never have come to understand the majesty of my owner, the one who goes by the wordly name of Fourth Dimension, who hails from a heavenly Utopia unimaginable to us mere humans. Join me in reverence of his power and glory.

Fourth Dimension is the greatest person who ever lived. Ever.