Biography

My mother became pregnant when she sat on a restroom toilet seat. Little did she know, that there was a man in there before hand (Ha! Get it? Hand! And we're talking about masturbation! Ahaha! I make myself laugh with my awesome sense of humour).

A few days after I was born, I was dropped on my head, and I died. But luckily, I got better.

The rest of my life is kind of a blur. I wonder why?

Interests

Masturba-, oh I can't say that.

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"...But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,
Up front there ought'a be a Man In Black..."

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  • PSN ID Funkadelic_Pony
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