About Fertro

Real Name:
Timezone: GMT+11 (May 30th - 03:58am)
Jake Grodzki
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Location: Large dumpster, Arsetralia AU
Occupation: I have a job, yes.
Email: fertro9543@hotmail.com
Platforms owned:
Signature

"...But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,
Up front there ought'a be a Man In Black..."
Identities
PSN ID: Funkadelic_Pony
Xfire: Xfire miniprofile
Live Gamertag: Funkadelic Pony
  • Interests
    Masturba-, oh I can't say that.
  • Biography
    My mother became pregnant when she sat on a restroom toilet seat. Little did she know, that there was a man in there before hand (Ha! Get it? Hand! And we're talking about masturbation! Ahaha! I make myself laugh with my awesome sense of humour).

    A few days after I was born, I was dropped on my head, and I died. But luckily, I got better.

    The rest of my life is kind of a blur. I wonder why?
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