-I was at the movies with a date. I stood up to adjust my skirt and when I went to sit back down, I fell because the seat was still moving up and down. In his surprise my date spilled his popcorn all over the place.

-The customer service rep did not know what was going on. "When you say ‘bleeding’, do you mean, you’re losing data, or ... ?" "NO! BLEEDING. There’s blood running out of it. It’s red and it’s sticky. I know that it's blood!" We found it to be hilarious and since we were in Connecticut and the customer was in Virginia, we couldn’t get someone there that day.

-I'm planning to be more spontaneous in the future.I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one
Do you know what I hate? I hate rhetorical questions.
I married "Miss Right". Unfortunately, I didn't know that her first name was "Always".
Would I ask you a rhetorical question?
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like his passengers.
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... Coincidence?
A husband lasts as long as a marriage. An ex-husband lasts forever.
Politics: From the Greek "poli" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning blood-sucking parasite.
There is an exception to every rule, except this one.
I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesteral level.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words...
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Before you borrow money from a friend, decide which you need more.


My interests include:
-Surfing (actually sitting on a lilo but it does count!
-Being and FBI agent fighting crime (in my sleep with a big gun)
-throwing darts at any picture of Britney Spears (we've had to replace 5 computer screens)
-Anually going to the Rocky horror show everytime its on (my excuse to dress up as a whore! Yeah!)
-Finding new ways to convince the FFX Forum that Yuna is the evil one, you must believe me!
-Stringing along half the guys on this Forum...(kidding I love you all really!)
-Making Jespomo a star and watching him grow from the weed he once was into the wig wearing star he is to day (I love him soooooo much *sniff*)
-dancing. (i can't do it but hey!)
-making fun of Ricky (a gymnastics guy and friend, well yeah (who does it on a horse: no rude connotations plz.) anyway making fun of Ricky by acting out his part in the Too Darn Hot dance (my m8's will no what I'm talking about) We Rock!
-Calling Megan a friend from school who just dyed her hair"Barbie"
-Pornography and Hentai- ergh no! Kidding so J/king anyone who likes that stuff should be shot I mean Hentai, Cartoon people feeling themselves urm ergh *feels sick*
-making fun of U_Turn and throwing mean insults at him, our relationship is developing, we got away from the having sex with a goat in a mask topic....(ergh i say)but now he's no longer talking to me so he's no longer on my best neofriend eva list, more on my people to kill list.
-singing (my loud booming noise which sends everyone running for the hills!)
- Miming(I look fantastic with a hairbrush infront of the mirror)
-puppets (oh yeah finger puppets rock!)
-Making fun of gallantina (G/X from the FFX Forum)
- being in the Sugar and Spice hottest girls on Neoseeker thread oh yeah go me!
- Having the honour of knowing my old friend Ksheth as he gets neomarried and rises up throughout the neo status....urm thingy.
-Randomly requesting for mod postion knowing I never will be's really funny. Still people love me all the same!
-My mass of neobf's, starting with Nineball, a mistake with littlegreen and crispy bacon, involving Nineball (my guardian) some other people I can't remember and at the curent period in time is Shrike (my urm...he doesn't have a name yet?)
-My old neom8s, plz pm me again soon, plz cause I love you all sooooo much.
- holidays...going and getting away from it all, still I miss neoseeker though.


I can't be bothered with a new username....I'm back as me!
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