Oh, you didn't get a special Chinpokomon game controller. T-heh heh heh heh.



WHATEVA! I do what i want!



Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad



Kenny, Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else I'm gonna start huckin' rocks at you



Choir Teacher: Well, that about does it. If you have any questions, I'll leave information packets up front. Cartman: Oh that's good, we need some more toilet paper



I can't help it, that movie has warped my fragile little mind



Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement. Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!



Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!



Cartman: I made you eat your parents, I made you eat your parents, I made you eat your parents. *licking on kid's face* Oh, your tear's are so sweet. Oh, yes. Let me taste them. Such sweet pain.



I am AWESOME-O



Kyle: Awesome-O cut me celery sticks 2 inches long with peanut butter and raisins on top
Awesome-O: suck my balls, Kyle



But Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam



Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!



HA HA HA HA HA HA! NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH! I got you guys!



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