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  • wassup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Jun 23, 07 6:27am
    wassup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im ninten kid nice sig
    ask others to sign mine please thank you! dude
    i love nintendo and i love neoseeker anyway enjoy
  • Hola !!! (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Sep 20, 06 9:56pm
    Hey hola Juako , se ve que eres una gran persona ; sigue asi siempre !!! <img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i34/kimkawah/stampingwill.jpg">
  • Me no speak mexican or spanish (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Dec 2, 05 4:42am
    serious i dont oh well just signing ur guestbook while im at it
    u will sign mine too!muahahahahahahahaha! *gasp*drop dead*
  • sign back (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 May 4, 05 1:09am
    To El Juako:

    He claims to be the man but this bitch is still a queen
    So when I cut off his head I’ll use his own guillotine

    Your faggoty ass is curious, wants to see who rhymes sicker
    My bars light forest fires and yours barely even flicker
    Couldn’t catch this next metaphor, too slow I’m much quicker
    Tryin to talk fly but you keep more dick behind your teeth than a zipper

    You ain’t burnin shit even with a arsonist you ain’t afire
    Imaginin you winnin theres more chance of rollin a square tire

    It’s impossible to beat me, no chance like a Muslim eating bacon
    Better wear your bike helmet cuz my punches are facebreakin

    My punches are shattering you watchin your face dismatterin
    Face particles are scattering and hittin the floor splatterin

    My bars just smashed your face this nip/tuck leave your nose misplaced
    Tuck your tail and leave this place I’m leavin your sorry ass disgraced

    I smell a stench the master chief is about to skunk you with these votes
    You gotta learn the game, you can't win by givin the judges deep-throats

    This bitch starving like Marvin so screw votin for his loss
    Not figuratively but literally is a bone he wants you to toss
  • Hey (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Dec 30, 04 10:42am
    Hey El Juako it said sign my guestbook in one of your posts so i did.


    Hope you can sign mine and hope we can chat.

    Cya around.

    crow sting
  • thanx for the help (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Nov 3, 04 3:39am

    Thats last stamp of micheal jackson actually happend. It was in the paper a few years back.
  • ^o^ (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Oct 28, 04 10:44pm
  • Ahargh (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Oct 28, 04 3:09pm


    Your sig told me to do it.

    Now do it back.
  • Happy Halloween! (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Oct 28, 04 1:29am
  • Yo (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Oct 6, 04 1:57pm
    I'll sign your guestbook cause I'm bored.

    Cheese!!!!

    Sign My Guestbook!!!! SOON!!!

    Damn length!!! Cheese to ya!!

    Until Next Time.
    Adios.
  • You have been stamped (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Oct 3, 04 6:40pm
  • Viva! (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Sep 16, 04 3:56am
    Bueno gente... ninguno de ustedes me conoce pero yo si los conozco a ustedes, por que se que son mexicanos igual que yo... o por lo menos eso dicen sus profiles...

    El dia de hoy con motivo del 194th aniversarion de la republica se me ocurrio dejar una firmar a mis queridos paizanos que actualmente estan en linea es este celebre instante momento, puedo decir que es el mejor uso que le he dado a mi borrachera hasta este momento, asi que... Viva México!!!

  • what does El Juako mean? (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Aug 31, 04 12:14am
    The allure of breakin the law
    Is always too much for me to ever ignore
    I gotta thing for them big body Benzes, it dulls my senses
    In love with a V-Dub engine
    Man I'm high off life, *bleep* it I'm wasted
    Bey Venay kicks, or them Marvin Kaye wrists
    My women friend get tennis bracelets
    Trips to Venice, get they winters replaced with
    the sun, it ain't even fun no more I'm jaded

  • (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Apr 19, 04 7:14pm
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    There was a man
    from Kazakhstan.
    He buggered dead sheep
    and lived in a can.
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  • Hiyo! (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Mar 23, 04 4:58am
    Hiyo!

    Just out stamping random guestbooks.
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    The Bone Knight

    you
    have
    been
    signed
    by
  • Click the stamp :D (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Feb 14, 04 7:10pm
  • Merry Xmas! (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Dec 26, 03 5:23pm


    Merry Xmas!! Hope to see you around more often this next year!


    Helen xxx
  • Fellow Battlefield friend (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Oct 22, 03 8:53am
    Yo El, Noticed a fellow member of Aff....Your the only person i know from Aff to be on neosseeker. too thats awesome...see you around!
  • Chicken Nuggets (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Jun 16, 03 5:31am
    Ingredients
      4 skinless, boneless chicken breasts
      2 cups corn oil
      1 egg, beaten
      1/3 cup water
      1/3 cup all-purpose flour
      1 1/2 tablespoons sesame seeds, toasted
      1 1/2 teaspoons salt
    Directions
      1. Rinse chicken with cold water and pat dry with paper towels. Cut into 1x1x1/2 inch pieces.

      2. Fill a deep fryer with corn oil, no more than 1/3 full. Heat to medium heat.

      3. Place egg and water in a small bowl and mix well. Add the flour, sesame seeds and salt, stirring until a smooth batter is formed.

      4. Dip chicken pieces in batter and drain off any excess. Add battered chicken, a few pieces at a time, to the hot oil. Fry about 4 minutes or until golden brown and done (remove chicken from oil to test). Drain on paper towels.
  • Hola! Como estas?! :D (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Jun 6, 03 1:24am
    Hey I just thought I'd come by and sign. Your avatar is so creepy! It's been real nice talking on MSN even though we hardly do. Hope everything's cool & I'll see you around,

    Helen
  • hi (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Apr 25, 03 11:06pm
    Thanks for signing my guestbook man. See you around the GTA forums eh.

    La Gente Recio
  • Hello. (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Apr 15, 03 6:17pm
    I've been told I smile too much but, just a look at your avater makes me think I don't smile enough. I hope you don't smile like that in real life.







    Take care,
  • Hey! (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Mar 9, 03 1:38am
    Hello El Juako,

    Just thought I'd give you a little shout-out! Take care or yourself!

    See ya!

    Yick
    Command & Conquer: Generals
  • haha (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Dec 17, 02 2:47pm
    hey there,well..nice smile there..i hope your smile is not like that...hey since i sign your guestbook,why don't u sign mine!plz.....
  • Hey! (Guestbook)
    Like +my favs 0 Dec 11, 02 2:54pm
    Hey, cool avatar you've got there. Thanks for signing my guestbook! Thanks for the Spanish talk, even though I failed Spanish class in Grade 10, ha ha ha! By the way, if you thought I was Spanish because of my last name, you're wrong, it's Italian. But I'm Canadian, my grandparents are from Italy, anyway, I'll see you around...

    Mike C.
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