Since you would not let me rest for ONE god damned day, here is a poem I wrote for you:
My iPhone speaks much more than I You may be inclined to wonder why Text after text I send it a glare The noise makes me want to rip out my hair
I sit at my desk to do my work *Ding* another text message lurks I lay my head down and shut my eyes Wow this peace and quiet is nice Just as I'm about to fall asleep My phone lights up, another *ding*
I suppose I should take a moment to see Who has such a desire to hear from me I pick up the phone, the screen is shining And there is Jeff, continuously whining
Wahhhhh sign my guestbook wahhh I can't wait any longer blah blah blah Apparently he doesn't understand Time is needed to make this grand
So with that being said There is less hair on my head And I sit here writing this Wishing Jeff was dead.
Wasn't that poem lovely? I was going to write you a different one, but I think this one is much more fitting, don't you? :3
So anyway, as I promised, here I am. I don't remember why I promised to write this exactly.. oh wait yes I do, because you're awesome. J/k it was to celebrate our modship together, even though it technically doesn't count because you're never active anymore. But that's okay because you're all studious and one day it'll make you very rich and you can buy me many things to make up for your absence. I also made something very adorable:
Ohey look, we finally match. We wouldn't match at all if I didn't get you started when you were a little neo-ling, but I won't get into the stories so as not to embarrass you. :3
Oh and by the way, your avatar chick still has a Santa hat on, in case you forgot.
Now that I vented all my frustrations concerning your nagging, I suppose it's time I be nice. Since I made you wait so long for this, I have decided to make an exception to when I said I would never again to delve into the distur wonderful world of catgirl images. So here is some catgirl for you:
Here is the super sexy catgirl section (view at your own risk):
(made by me)
Okay, so NOW I will officially never go there again.
Do you know how much I can be getting done now? I have work at five and laundry to do, gotta clean my room, do homework, finish a reeeeeally important paper, and I'm hunnnngrrryy. Isn't nagging annoying? I still don't do it as much as you. :3
And now for the finale. This will serve as a reminder, living forever in your guestbook, what our friendship has truly been about all these years:
Yeah that's right, I figured you out. I know that's the only reason you ever talked to me, even all those years ago. But it's okay, I'm lonely enough to ignore it.
Rofl. I'm such a jerk, but you understand. Love ya buddy.
Hi! came by to stamp your guestbook since you have The Paranormal forum in your favorites. Its great to see that I'm not the only one out there that has interest in the paranormal . So what's your favorite Paranormal subject? You can answer in the guestbook comment box or the forum all along
You know... I haven't done one of these signings in such a long, long, long time! I don't even have a stamp! =O Grr, oh well.
Ooh, but look at what I do have!
Hehe, cool monkey. xDDD! Anyway, I just wanted to thank you for always being an amazing friend! I'm glad that were friends. Seriously though, I couldn't ask for a better friend than you! (:
I wish I knew what else to say... Uhm what do people say when their signing someone's guestbook? I'll have to find out. Well, I hope I can think of something and I won't just be talking about thinking about what people say when they sign someone's guestbooks. <-- Oh great! xD! Haha. =P
Thanks, I'm sure I'll be back eventually. Anyway I'm signing again to tell you how amazing your stamp is, and looking back the one that I just gave you is really out-of-date. So, I made a new one. Enjoy!
Sorry for my terrible graphics skills, and also for the fact that it isn't a picture of hot lesbians and/or stuff.
Its tru. Sorry for not responding as of late. It's just me and my lazy nature. Never does me any favours tbh. I owe you this. Not just because you signed, but also because you are an awesome friend and great moderator:
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Happy holidays and merry Christmas Dragon. ^^; Btw, I stole your color for guestbook signing because it's awesome. XD You seem to like my banners, haha. What can I do? I enjoy looking at hot chicks too. =P
Hola! I'm making my rounds stamping the guestbooks of my closest friends, and you're a victim. Thanks for everything you've done for me this year, and for those hilarious conversations we had. XD See ya later, and have a good one!