There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you...

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter...


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Dylan Bartholomaus

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