Demonic Sword

posting history starting at 2000:
2000:September 10 08
2500:October 7 08
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my favorite series are:grand theft auto, monster hunter resident evil,gears of war,halo,and the elder scrolls

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Random Chuck Norris jokes FTW:

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5 Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris was never a virgin.

Chuck Norris can talk all day on a cell phone without losing any minutes.

Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin beneath his beard,only a third fist.

Chuck Norris is so tough in the bible there is a page with only a picture of Chuck Norris.

The only one who can beat up Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was never born,he only exists.

In the evolutionary chain Chuck Norris came first.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris ordered a big mac in Burger king and got it.

Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't vote for president,the president votes for Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris runs for president he wins by default.

Chuck Norris doesn't pay prostitutes,prostitutes pay Chuck Norris.


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Epic quotes

"This won't break the law,IT'LL BREAK YOUR *bleep*ING HEAD!"
--Best friend--

"WHO WANTS TOAST!!??"
--Marcus Fenix--

"This,is the most dangerous snake on the planet,one bite from this and I'll die INSTANTANEOUSLY.IMA PLAY WITH IT'S BALLS."
--Crocidile hunter--

"Want a face full of fist?"
"WANT AN ASS FULL OF FOOT?!?!"
--Best friend--

"This would taste good.....IF IT DIDN'T HAVE BULLSHIT IN IT!!!!"
--Best friend--

"Halo's campaign is bullshit,I was jumping around like a leprachaun,getting flanked by enemy midgets while that golden bitch was blowing me to oblivion."
--Me,expressing my rage over Halo 3's faggot campaign--

"Tickers are ugly,and betty dun like ugly!"
--Dizzy--

--Anyone else's bullshit detector just go off?"
--Baird--

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