Xbox - Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen Mass Effect Trilogy (whenever that drops to under $30 used on Amazon since they wrap it up like its new) Walking Dead Season 2
Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch Infamous collection 3D Dot Heroes DemonssssssOulssss Dark Souls Uncharted Dual Pack Uncharted 3 Heavy Rain Directors Cut The Last of Us God of War Saga Splinter Cell Trilogy Shonen Jump! All Stars
3DS Weegees Mansion Smash Bros Pokemon X Mario & Weegee 4 Bravely Default: Flying Fairy Legend of Zelda aLttP2
RECOMMEND ME GAMES PEEPS
I already have my xbox collection the way I want it with a few more odds and ends and given Microsofts nature of abandoning EVERYTHING I think maybe I'll top it off with a gears 3 (because Judgement is shit)
Well guys I guess its time for me to admit it. Like most of you I'm....I'm a *bites knuckles while quivering* I'M A FAG.
And since I am one now I better be like the rest of you and by a shitstation 3 :(
See that PS4 over there? No backwards compatibility. *bleep* that PS4 over there then.
I will need the best PS3 bundles at the most affordable price (however I will wait for the PS4 to be released since there will most likely be a PS3 price drop to match)
Games I'm interested in BUYING
LBP1 Heavy Rain Any Tales game Ni No Kuni - Wrath of the white witch The Last of Us infamous series Splinter Cell HD collection Tomb Raider HD collection *Uncharted (I only played a little of 2 and 3 and most of 1 but if I can get the entire collection super cheap I'm in) Shadow of the colossus HD
Not interested in PSABR but will probably rent when the family is over for the lols. Played it on Vita and was sorely disappointed in the mechanics. Totally ignorant to PS+ and their cuh-razy deals but by me getting it I'll drop Xbox Gold (and I still play a lot of multi on my box so not anytime soon)
Also controllers. I DESPISE Playstation controllers, anyway for me to fix this? Does those Xbox to PS3 and vice versa cables still work? And for shooters (like uncharted and TLUS) are there options to shoot using the triggers and not the bumper buttons?
But basically Naughty Dog twisted my arm with the last of us. Damn you Naughty dog now I have to conform to two HD consoles when next gen is right around the goddamn corner.
Scene 11 - Dante enters the lair of a demon known as Poison to slay her. Poison appears from the ground vomiting intestines all over, enter Dante -
Dante - "Hark! Though must be the final component of the bilious villainy!" Poison - "Who art though!?" Dante - "A maid for you to court, aha! I jest! To you I am fair Dante, slayer of demons. An honorable title, you'd suggest?" Poison - "DANTE!? Bastard son of Sparda and Eva the concubine? BLEAUGUGHGH" Poison vomits profusely narrowly missing Dante. " Though seekest to slay me? Though can't slay me! For a thousand and two hundred years I have drawn breath!" Dante - "Humorous, seeing as thy countenance begets a creature of twelve-thousand!" Poison - "A plague upon thee!" Dante - "A plague upon thee!" Poison - "A PLAGUE UPON THEEEEEEE BLEAUGGHHHGHGHG!!!!"
Cue lackluster boss battle.
Man this story trumps previous non canon DMC games.
5 reasons to hate Capcom: 1-Horrible DRM 2-Disc Locked Content over actual DLC 3-Super,Hyper,Ultra,Awesome Edition 4-A general lack of respect for their customers, outright lying to us, lack of communication 5-Laziness
Resident Evil, Devil May Cry, Dino Crisis, Megaman, Marvel vs Capcom, etc. etc. What do all these games have in common? They are...or where all awesome. Capcom was at it's prime back in the day, before this nonsense of an xbox 3980 or whatever and futuristic playstation 3 and whatnot.
I remember forcing myself to finish REmake, trying to outrun that crimson head, or pummeling the shit out of the hulk with Jill valenting in MvsC2, and watching Dante make snappy remarks at his enemy before killing them off in an awesomely stylish fashion.
Capcom what happened? Resident Evil is but a mere shell of it's former self nothing but "HURR DURR SHOOT DA ZOMBIESDRUNK BLACK PEOPLE DERP A HERP!" Marvel vs Capcom 3 was a pathetic attempt, with so many missing modes a limited character roster + 2 of them being "disc locked content" (which capcom has been abusing shamelessly) then their trying to "phase out" megaman from the US thinking that there's nowhere else to go with the blue bomber. Meanwhile awesome games like Viewtiful joe never see the light of day again. And other games get basterdized sequels/prequels case in point, Dino crisis and "DmC".
Capcom you guys are whores. Sell outs. Shameless money horders who put profits way above fans and don't even try to find a balance. You are but a former shell of yourself and it's so sad to see you go. RIP Capcom, maybe next generation you'll redeem yourself or you'll probably just go the alan wake route and make half a game then put the other half as dlc. Except it won't be as awesome as AW.
Have fun ripping off your fans Capcom, one day you won't have a fanbase and I hope you realize before it's too late.
In short: Capcom, you *bleep*ing suck.
EDIT: A full list of why I hate capcom
1) DRM: Lets say you want to play a single player game? Well you HAVE to be online to play it. Why? Because of Capcoms lousy DRM. Well at least it's impossible for internet shortages to happen, and since when have microsoft or sony ever had extended downtime? OH WAIT. For some reason their DRM is limited to Sony and PC, the 360 doesn't have that shit thank god, i'm guessing Microsoft being so strict finally comes in handy.
Then we have the Mercs 3D which has essentially caused an outrage among fans. Why? You can't delete save data. So that means the game loses re-sell value greatly, impacting the used game market, yet the funny thing is Capcom said that this drm wasn't added to prevent used game sales. So either A) they are lying or b) they just like to *bleep* with us
2) DLC (Disc locked Content): Capcom actually develops games with "D"lc in mind. Marvel vs Capcom 3 has jill and shuma gorath both of them $5 each on the disc and their fully playable with some odd tweaks here and there, to put a character in a fighting game it takes MONTHS of planning and preparation to make sure everything works out fine, that means that Jill and Shuma could have been in MvsC3 but capcom purposely left them out to whore out fans. Also RE5 versus, need I explain this?
3) super-ultra-hyper edition: Okay capcom has always done this, but now it's worst. They now develop their games with the "super" version in mind. SF4 was horrible, unbalanced, had a lack of updates and overall felt very, very empty. A year later Super street fighter 4 comes out and that is the complete game. That is what $F4 should have been. Know MvsC3 is a lazily done, half assed attempt of a game. The roster choice was horrible, even then the roster is small (megaman anyone?) and it hasn't received updates or any dlc despite capcom saying that they would support this game. So what does that mean? Well comic-con is coming up soon, capcom has been entirely quiet about this game, it's probably because at comic-con they'll just announce a super version or whatever.
4) They don't respect/communicate/lie to their customers: Respect: "Megaman isn't in because he has too many moves!" "Leon isn't in the mercenaries 3D because he's to busy working on ORC! Give the man a break! Also Claire will be in both Mercs 3D and ORC...no comment" Or the infamous "I DON'T CARE" (said the producer of the new "DmC" when asked about the concern and criticism over Dante's new look)
Communicate: "we will be supporting MvsC3 heavily after release" *cricket* so far Capcom has outright REFUSED to talk about anything regarding MvsC3. A pr himself said so that they'll tell us when the time is right. As if that wasn't bad enough, when the PSN outtage happened, it glitched up the PS3 version of MvsC3, apparently events could not be unlocked. This has happened ever since PSN went back online, Capcom has yet to respond or do anything on this as PS3 users are left in the dark. There is a chance that events aren't unlocking because Japan has yet to have PSN back online but why doesn't Capcom say something rather than leave their fans in the dark?
Lie: On many occasions. Such as the quote above, supporting MvsC3 never happened.
MvsC3 is a hot topic, but that's just because it's their most recent blunders, but even other "higher quality games" has suffered from laziness, RE5 is another great example, 5 years in development, 400 people working on it and the highest budget of all capcom games ever and NOT ONE of the original ideas made it in the final product. Instead all we got was RE4 with co-op, that wouldn't have been bad...if this game came out in 2006 with a tiny budget and 50 people working on it, but other games get more work done in a shorter amount of time than this. ME2 for example was in development shorter than RE5 was and compare that to Mass effect 1. Even L4D2 which was rushed in under a year managed to get more out of it than RE5.
The mercenaries 3D is the most recent one, only characters from RE5/RE4 mercs, minus leon and ada. Only 1 new character, only 3 new alternate costumes (the rest are just reskins or slightly modified) and their pricing it as a full fledged 3DS game ($40). Really Capcom? At least add a couple of new characters, or hell even older new RE4/5 maps, or maybe ada/leon rather than hunk/krauser. Of course they did say that leon could be in as DLC if the fans demanded it (and it would take an idiot to not realize the backlash not adding a main character in this game would be) so they pretty much prepared leon already. Good luck paying $5 extra for what should have been.
Capcom has fallen far. Very, very far. It's like their competing against Activision in a "which one of us can be the biggest douche" contest.
Tune in next week where I jerk off Valve and Bioware at how awesome they are and how others should strive to be more like them (awesome that is).
YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT! I *bleep*ING HATE YOU AND THE COMPANY THAT MADE YOU! ROT IN HELL YOU INVASIVE PIECE OF CRACK DONKEY SLUT WHORE ASS INVASIVE TOTALLY USELESS AND UNNECESSARY SORRY PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A SPAMWARE!
EVERY TIME, EVERY GODDAMN TIME YOU PULL OF SOME NEW SHIT TO PISS ME OFF.
YOU KNOW WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I DID AN UPDATE? OH I CANT BECAUSE I NEED TO UPDATE MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION BECAUSE THERE WAS AN ERROR? WHAT THE *bleep*? SO I USE 3 CREDIT CARDS 3 CREDIT CARDS AND STILL JACK SHIT.
I JUST WANT SOME GODDAMN NETFLIX ON MY GOD FORSAKEN TELESHITPHONECRAPSHITPHONESHITSHIT BUT NO I CAN'T. SO I TRY TO MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT WITHOUT A CREDIT CARD BUT THERE IS NO OPTION TO DO SO. AFTER UNINSTALLING AND REINSTALLING ITUNES IT MOVED ALL OF MY MUSIC TO A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FOLDER AND HAD IT LOCKED. WHAT THE *bleep*? I THOUGHT IT WAS DELETED SO I WASTED EXTRA SPACE REDOWNLOADING ALL MY *bleep*NG MUSIC BEFORE I FOUND THE HIDDEN RETARDED *bleep*ING FOLDER. SHIT
CUSTOMER SUPPORT WAS OF NO *bleep*ING USE AND IVE HAD IT WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT. I *bleep*ING HATE THAT *bleep*ING MOTHER*bleep*ER PIECE OF SHIT STUPID RETARTDEED DUMBASS WHO INVENTED IT EXCUSE OF INVASIVE SPAMWARE!
I sit down in front of my computer and log into to neoseeker. "NEW DEVIL MAY CRY" I gasp as I click the link, finally Capcom has revealed Devil May Cry 5. I see the logo. Just "DMC" I saw no 5 anywhere.
...."Well whatever" I said to myself as I scroll down the beautiful post and see a youtube video. "Oh sweet jesus yes!" I say to myself as I unzip my pants and whip out my *bleep* arm, ready to get filled on dante's new epic adventure.
I pressed played.
My *bleep* dies faster than a *bleep* man at the girls locker room.
Honestly what the *bleep* Capcom? Are you serious? Oh hey let's make a new Devil may Cry! LET'S MAKE DANTE *bleep*.
You've got to be kidding me! Why is dante emo, why does he have black hair, why does he look like a pussy and why does this remind me of bayonetta without the weird body?
Whats worse is that this is what capcom thinks america is like. They wanted to be more western and now are making their games in a very western influence, this proves that Capcom and japan thinks that all americans are little *bleep* whiny emo kids.
Capcom - "Look kids Dante is emo! Nobody understands him just like you! He whines and moans about the world and in one ending he slashes his wrists! Isn't that fun!?" ...well okay they are but still! Give me back Dante or gtfo with this shit Capcom. Seriously it was horrible and disgusting to watch that trailer. If this is what it takes to "get da new kkidz 2 paly" then *bleep* that. And *bleep* kids. Go make Chris redfield a skinny emo not Dante >.>
Capcom. Corporate assholes that enjoy pissing us off.
That game you played on the xbox? It was all apart of your mind. You went psychotic from lack of dino crisis and in a self defense trap your mind created a sequel for you to "play" and gave it reviews and all that other shit that made it seem real. But it's all just fantasy and it DOESN'T EXIST.
You'll find it hard to come to terms with it but you must snap back to reality, CAPCOM HAS NEVER MADE THE 3RD TITLE OF DC. Everything you heard is just utter bullshit and poppycock.
I SAID POPPYCOCK!
So go get some meds and self heal and see a therapist. Block out any fake memory of DC3 and wait for the proper DC3 to come out.
I accept reality. Dino Crisis 3 was just some sick *bleep*ed up thing my mind created because I like punishing myself. It's the same with all of you.
FINAL STATEMENT: DINO CRISIS WAS JUST A BAD DREAM AND OR A CONSEQUENCE OF YOUR CRAZY HALLUCINATED MIND.
Yeah yeah yeah, we all know the story. Don't take shit for granted. Well it really is true and I've been doing a lot of that lately.
As you all know (or should know) I lived in puerto rico where I spent most of my life and just recently decided to move to the US to study. Well anyways looking through the photos of my past life with all of my friends I felt so sad that I'd already left them, and to me it felt as if I barely said goodbye. Like it was all just a vacation and I was going to come back.
I really miss everyone, my family and friends and home and everything. I never realized it'd be this bad and I just can't get all those great times out of my mind. I just wish sometimes I could just pause time and keep things exactly like they where. I was so desperate for change I didn't realize exactly how drastic it would be.
I really miss those good times, but I guess I have to push on and hope that there are even more good times to come. My biggest regret was not doing more, I wish I was more of a lunatic at school. I wish I went out more. I wish I just hanged with my friends more, but it's all behind me and I'm only 18 and still got a loooonnngg ways to go and only new things await me.
Holy shit that sounded corny as hell.....well...it's all true. I have my regrets but life is filled with mistakes and regrets and in between....happiness. *Cue sad song*
This is my first blog post and it shows my struggle against the ever-raging war for interwebz
May 5th, 2010, 2:45 p.m. - Xbox live was functioning normally everything was well and I was griefing playing L4D2 as normal.
May 6th, 2010, 11:43 a.m. - xbox live isn't working, naturally I panic and try to see what was going on. Apparently my membership runs out. I don't have money for a new membership I begin to panic.
May 6th, 2010, 6:21 p.m. - Hope runs dim, I don't know what to do anymore, my sanctuary, my life....it's all a lie...I can't go on anymore...I don't know how much more I can take.
May 14th, 2010, 7:23 p.m. - I don't know how I managed to make it this far, after several suicide attempts all ending in failure I give up...I don't know what's worse, living life without xbox live, or afterlife...I just don't know anymore
May 18th, 2010, 10:34 a.m. - Ever seen that movie twilight 2? where that bitch begins crying or something at night screaming because edward left her, right before she goes digging in that wolfs pants? Well that's me, I can't sleep, every night I scream. They aren't nightmares anymore, their night terrors. I can't take it. I might end it.
May 19th, 2010, 12:54 p.m. - Finally it's over. IT'S OVER. The xbox live support group calls me and gives me 1 FREE year of gold. I see the light. After calling them again and again and again they finally give it to me...but that bitch confused me and said it was free....it wasn't free...they took money out of my moms credit card....needless to say I won't eat nor drink anything this month but I have xbox live gold. I'm finally free.
--- THE END ----
June 1, 2010, 11:35 a.m. - Everything is great, My life is great. I'm about to move with no money, no hope, or any support. But my xbox is at my side supporting me all the way. I turn it on for some good times.
--- THE REVENGE OF THE INTERWEBZ (and a little gay rodent) ------
June 1, 2010, 11:36 a.m. - HOLY *bleep*ING SHIT WAT DA *bleep* JESUST CHRIST!! That message....that evil message appears again "YOU are not connected to xbox live" WHY GOD WHY!! Is it because I ditched church playing l4d2 killing my teammates? NOOOOO. I check the connection and notice something on my ethernet cable...it's broken. A rat ate right through it. I see my life flash before my eyes....I....I....fjlkasjflkd;sjaf;klsdjflskfjlsjfsl;
June 3, 2010, 5:45 p.m. - 345. I've killed 345 of those little shitholes rats. But the one that ate my cable...it's still out their...I don't have xbox live so I spend all my time hunting that damned rat. I've already caught it's girlfriend. I haven't killed her...yet....I'm about to show her the pain her boyfriend showed me...I will kill her internet.
June 17, 2010, 4:34 p.m. - I finally killed that rat. It's over...I turn on my xbox...and realize that the cable is still broken...shit. But luckily I got a new cable and will use my laptop as an adapter to get online. I will notify you with the updates tomorrow.
June 18, 2010, 12:00 a.m. - The adapter didn't work. I feel all hope fading. Why...why...does it happen to me? Why can't it be someone else? WHY NOT THOSE *bleep*ING KARDASHIANS!!?? *bleep* THEM. Wait...I'm not even making any sense...I'm losing my mind....I don't know what to do.....
June 24, 2010, 5:42 p.m. - It's all okay...my xbox tells me it's okay...I didn't use the bathroom in weeks...but it's okay..xbox tells me if I stay watching the tv without blinking eventually the internet will come back...I have faith...I've been watching this tv for about 2 weeks straight. My dogs are hungry but the bigger one ate the smaller one, so that should do her. The plants are all withered and dry but a storm is coming, so that should work. I'm in my own piss and crap, but it's okay..me listen to xbox..me luv xbox....me luv xbox long time....me wait for internet.......
July, 14th, 2010 2:35 p.m. - I finally got my wireless adapter! Yes! Thank you God! I promise to go to church once every decade! I plug in the adapter with hope and faith. Ready to play some L4D2 online. I test my connection and see the results.
July 14th, 2010 2:38 p.m. - Here lies the remains of David C. Echevarria.