Darkking

reading, video games, tv, working out.

P1kARaT: My neopet? I love Pika with everything in my heart. Not a moment goes by I don’t think about her. My future wife. My one and truly love <3


"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
~Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett

We make the dragons as we make the gods, because we need them, because somewhere deep in our hearts, we recognize that a world without them is a world not living in. No, I would not want to live in a world without dragons, as I would not want to live in a world wihtout magic, for that is a world without mystery, and that is a world without faith.~ unknown

"Not all who wander are lost"
~J.R.R. Tolkien

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the mother*bleep*er upside the head...~unknown but LOL

No one holds command over me.
No man. No god. No prince.
What is a claim of age for ones who are immortal?
What is a claim of power for ones who defy death?
Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see who I drag screaming to hell with me."
-Gunter Dorn, Das Ungeheuer Darin. Vampire the Masquerade 2nd Edition Book

"Sure, they were all going to die, but they'd go out with their middle fingers upraised in the oldest salute known to the world."
-The Queen Of Swords

This is not mine, someone sent it to me XD

...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 makeout

...a makeout leads 2 finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a .........


So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

...subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply!


"I could choose to be purely good, but I will not. I could choose to be purely evil, but I will not. I will be neutral. In that way I am free to be what suits me best, and no man can predict my actions."
-Lycorne