About DaMn_Im_BoReD

Real Name: Matthew M.
Gender: Male Male
Age: 23
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I'm gone for good, everyone. I'll miss Neo and all of you. Check out my final post here.

  • Biography

    Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away (Toronto), back in 1987, there were two horny parents. After many bottles of Jack Daniels and Barry White music, the race began! Millions of tiny sperm raced towards the egg, and there could only be one winner. But one was faster than the rest, smarter than the rest...and better than the rest. It had made it first.

    ...9 months later, some woman gave birth to baby DIB. And so began the legend...
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