Cosmic Latte Corruption
Feb 14, 12 9:51am
--and there is nothing you can do about it


I planned to draw more than one card. One of which would include 'Maxwell/Ken-doll/G.I. Joe'* in a threesome of despair (no doubt orchestrated by the evil hands of Raynoratsu). But then I realized that would require EXTRA EFFORT. So yeah. ((I'll make it up to you with some crappy Succession fanart. ))

*It wouldn't count as porn because they're all flat down there. Neo's 'terms of service' has nothing on me.

Anyway-- Happy last-minute-shopping-day and/or crying-into-your-cereal-day. Something-something-chocolate day.

(Hershey's conspiracy day.)

Try not to party too hard. (>'-')>
Rust Corruption
Feb 28, 11 5:56am
"Your Stickiness" as if I were royalty, that's exactly what I expect to hear from you in the future, Cookie "God."

And the Cake of Dreams WILL be shared throughout the land! All of the lands! All of them!

If only you had realized the Cake of Dreams could not be created under such unappealing circumstances then we would have never been in this mess!

Take the blame and let me do my work.
Kushluk Shimazu Corruption
Sep 19, 10 4:10am
May seem strange to hear this coming from the guy who always want to kill you but I must thank you for accepting me back in those ole GS days. Honestly I still use some of yer writing techniques to include all characters in a story.

So regardless if you disappear for months on end you have my respect comrade, may yer life be well and gay, filled with many surprises that will make you smile. Keep writing and keep being you comrade.
Tiger of Wu Corruption
Feb 8, 09 8:51am
How goes it?

I thank you for your depiction of KWANNUKKAHMAS, it was humurous to the degree of a hearty chuckle. Erm... yeah. I don't know what to say other then enjoy the stamp good sir, and I'll see you around.

Darkking Corruption
Feb 7, 09 3:01am
Yes, thats right, I finally signing it like I said I would. Congrats with college

Zero_is_just_cool Corruption
Dec 25, 08 7:15am
Okay then. It's already Gift Day season, so here:


Now, IMAGINE there was some stamping there and everybody gets away happy.

-What can I say, I didn't have anything worth doing handy -

Now, to the more serious matters.

Wish you a nice December, with all sorts of cool stuff going on over at McDonald's. Also, an Icestrom hitting your town.

Hey, at least you get to see snow

Also, force some people to post for Elinia. Not kidding
Lone Assassin Corruption
Dec 24, 08 10:28am

Just popping in to say merry christmas! Merry Christmas!

Well now that's done I guess I'll go now... Lol.
Bitter Sweet Corruption
Dec 23, 08 6:14pm
Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! I'll leave cookies out just for you on Christmas Eve, I promise. =)

Sarvani ~<3
Chroma Corruption
Nov 2, 08 12:55am
You.... bastard! *candy-less*

Erm... But on to the celebration of International candy day. Which is totally today. And not yesterday. Because.... it's today. Totally.

You best not take anyone else's razor apples, y'hear??

They don't fill them with love and heavy sedatives like I do.

Anyway, hail corporate America and their limitless amount of excuses to get kids jacked up on sugar! FOR FREE! (TNSTAAFL, bitch! ) I do hope you took this wondrous chance and made it your own-- By dressing up as a fourth grader.

..... Hey, it should work, shouldn't it?

I mean, sure, we can buy our own candy... but it's just not the same as obnoxiously ringing a doorbell until the tenants get off their lazy arses and give you free stuff. :> It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Alas, people find 18-year-old treaters to be quite eerie and irksome... so to spare my tender heart of their icy-glares, I am forced to remain cooped up within my lair, patiently waiting for a chance when I can pounce an unsuspecting 12 year old and make haste with their candy in tow.

Psh! And the majority of their swag is Church fliers and health food...... DAMN YOU, CHRISTIANITY AND THE FDA! WHAT THE *BLEEP* AM I GUNNA DO WITH JESUS AND RAISINS!!?

That's it-- I'm making an international candeh day for adults. >=[ We pass out bourbon and snaps on our totally more awesome all around better holiday that was just created 2 seconds ago! Join me, my friends, and we shall make this 'Holiday' great!!!!

Mooooooving on: This year is passing too fast. It'll be 2009 soon.... So I suppose I should wish you steadfast luck for the remainder of the year. May life as Seniors going on College...ers/Millionaires/Drop Outs/Porn Stars/Those-guys-in-the-giant-plush-costumes-at-Disney-World shine brightly on our jaded souls! Life might seem daunting-- But we can get by so long as we remain totally oblivious to the way the real world works. (Uhh.... )


Kasumi Light Corruption
Oct 1, 08 9:11pm
*looks around*

Tis quiet.

*leaves a ringing cell phone in here*

Better. Now, this is how you told me to fill a GB signing.

So, without further ado, I have re-signed your GB. Enjoy.

Kasumi Light Corruption
Sep 26, 08 10:31pm
Hi Cookie God. I just felt like signing for no reason. ASDFADFAJDFGFG ADF


dFADFJDSFLDFJDF NDSF<sfj skdfjsdk="skdfjsdk" cookie="cookie" rawwfle="rawwfle" spam="spam" i="i" has="has" no="no" stamp="stamp" see="see" ya="ya" nat="nat" smiley="smiley"></sfj>
Marooned Chic Corruption
Jul 10, 08 8:51am

I saw your name in the FRP forum so I thought I'll stop by.
Take Care!

Rust Corruption
Apr 9, 08 4:00am
Is on a rampage! He requires that the Cookie God gives the Marshmallow God some cookies!

Chroma Corruption
Feb 22, 08 5:46am
It's valentines day. (LIES! XD)

Well, Lei is a firm believer that V-Day is a state of mind. (that, and she was too lazy to come up with a stamp on the actual date. )

Yesh. It's today where we're supposed to look at the TRUE meaning of love... Massacre and torrents of blood. ((Meh. The truth is the truth. No amount of chocolate will ever change that. )) .... Though I still want that chocolate. FORK IT OVER.

Sooo... Lei cherishes you as a friend, yadda yadda yadda, sentimental crap. XD
Who cares? Today is another excuse to get jacked up on sugar, so cherish the moment! >=D I mean, you can only have an excuse to do so on Halloween, Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, St. Patrick's day, Kwanzaa, Leif Erickson's Day, Presidents Day, International Candeh day, Lei Day (I assure you that someday, Lei's birthday will be a holiday. ), Martin Luther King day, Ramadan--

I know you'll be hitting the cookies pretty hard.

So, Let's talk about pointless things again, Ishilar.
Things that only make sense to people who live in their own world.
Because what other worlds are there, anyway?
You could easily obliterate them with your CMD's

So There. >=P

Talk to ya soon,
segaman Corruption
Jan 6, 08 1:17am
Hey, I'm just runnin' around and signing people's guestbooks. How's it goin'? Have a nice day and enjoy your video games and whatever else you do for fun!

See ya later, buddy!

PS: Hit me back!
Chroma Corruption
Apr 8, 07 6:21am
Tomorrow! Yeah. Watch your back. Ha ha... Anyway, Happy Easter Ish. I'd go into all the religious aspects and all... But that would be boring. ((Watch as Lei is mysteriously smothered during the night by a mysterious bearded figure.... And no, it's not Ted Nugent Or Santa. Even though he never brought me my Magical Pink pony of doom! >=o I'll get you yet, fat man....)) But Easter is a celebration of life!! So.... Go out and beat someone half to death, and make them appreciate just how great life is!! Nothing like a random-beat down to make you realize just how great the world is.... And a word of advice.... Don't hide REAL eggs, my friend. Trust me on this one.

Hee hee... Thank you for the comics! XD I totally understand supernovas now! Or at least, that's how we all WISH they were explained. Damn you, laws of physics! Yes! I'm personifying you now!! So you best watch yourself. They’re always holding us back… You know?

Speaking of FF7…

Oh, Sephiroth makes the best “evil” Boss so far…. XD (Ha ha… A pun! XP) Even better than Donald Trump =3 Although, I find myself wishing that Donald Trump would die a fiery death on multiple occasions….. You just can’t grow to like that money-grubbing Arse-Hole So Sephiroth wins. Too bad there were no super nova-esque attacks. But keep working on the Comics, Ish. Lord knows this world needs more comedy…. Or else. And the Ninja/god/marshmallow one is… is…. What is the Web equivalent of “Fantabulubersplendiferous”? 0_o Wait…. Never mind. We’ll go with that. So, good luck on your future accomplishments >=D

And we move on to other things!!! >=D Like… How underrated Easter is!! I mean, The mascot is a big fluffy bunny!! While on the OTHER end of the spectrum, we have the morbidly obese child-predator, a drunken midget, A rodent that’s scared of its own shadow, A Turkey from 2000 years in the future (Yay aqua teen!! =D) A pumpkin… and…. Am I forgetting anyone? No? Oh-tay then So, Easter bunny tops all of them… on account f the fact that he gets his groove on every single day, Iffin you know what I mean. ((Uhhhh…. Rabbits are notorious for…. How do I put this…. Sex. Whoopsies! >_>; That came out a lot more blunt then I had planned…. )) Hehehehehe…. ^ ^; Errr…. Look!! There’s the super cute-Easter Bunny! *points in a random Direction*

…. Oh….. *Bleep* That’s gonna cause some nightmares >_>; I’ll just slap a less… terrifying… Image over it! I mean, come on! Posting a horrifying image of a demonic baby-- Just awful! >=O Some people have no restraint, anymore…

(That’s better ^ ^; ) Hey, Ishilar! Are you gonna take that? That bunny is stealing your cookies!! >=O So, while you contemplate acts of revenge…. I shall be eating chocolate. Whee!! See you on the flip side! XD Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy…. *pants* …. Happy, Happy, happy(xInfinity) Easter! Let’s talk sometime…. When Lei finds her missing brain 0_o Damn White-Slavers!! >=[ Stealing two of my kidneys. Geez! …. Buh-Bye XD

Lots of love,
Cormocodran Corruption
Feb 23, 07 8:14pm
You've been honored in one of Loungin's threads. Check out page 4 of this thread.

Your presence permeates areas even in which you are absent. I yield to you, O Almighty Cookie God.
Flame Phoenix Corruption
Feb 4, 07 8:24am
Hi, crap one off of my other signing. So I don't know what to say really. Well like my new name? And NO I wasn't going to pay 10.00 just to have it changed. Have fun, your majesty, hehe.

0Zero0 Corruption
Jan 14, 07 4:42am

xI will keep signing until I get animegirl's love!x
Flame Phoenix Corruption
Dec 29, 06 2:03am
Yes you should know everything I'm going to say. Alas I have anew stamp! Enjoy! Okay weird, when did I start saying "Alas?"

Zero_is_just_cool Corruption
Dec 25, 06 5:39am
Don't ask me why the heck I'm doing this... I decided t sign the guestbook of some not-exactly-random neofriends (even though I never really got the chance to hack into your account and see if my name is there... then messing it all in incredible rage upon seeing the list [not eactly checking the names on it. that counts the tiny possibility of mine being part of them])

Anyway. Merry Christmas. Merry X-Mas. Happy Chrissie. Feliz Natal. Feliz Navidad. Joyeux Noel. And of course: Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva i s Novim Godom. I'd do that with Happy new year, but... nah.

I'm starting to get repeated in my mind, so I better finish this before... my brain is blowing up already... Merry Christmas man.
Cormocodran Corruption
Dec 25, 06 4:54am
The last signature you got was on Halloween? Wow, AJ, you're losin it.

Jk, man...just came to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year's. I know I'll have one.

Happy Holidays, man!
Chroma Corruption
Nov 1, 06 5:22am
Happy Halloween! …. And if you don’t celebrate Hallow-whatsit, Then go out and buy yourself some candy, you poor, poor soul Anyway, due to all those complaints from The Christians—I-I mean, “Minorities”! *cough* Due to all the complaints from the MINORITIES, I will always call this holiday…. International Candeh day. (FTW!) Ha ha ha! So, put on a Richard Simmons exercise video, and be terrified! >=O My Corneas still hurt from the last encounter…. ;_;

Well, because I officially “creep people out” when I go trick-or-treating (who said getting older was fun? ;_; ) I, Will be sitting on my arse… watching cheesy horror flicks… sobbing over my lost youth… and eating Reeses.

….. How do you eat YOUR Reeses?? Answer quickly, for at this very moment, a deadly nerve gas is filling your room. You only have 36.2780 seconds to live. *Evil laughter* …. Just kidding! It’s only a SEMI-Deadly nerve gas! We’re gonna be okay!! *steals your candy while faking happiness* ~_~ (( That was a SAW reference, by the way…. I need a cool nick name, like “Jigsaw” did! >=O ooo! Just call me…. Crossword!! ) Y’know, this year, I was gonna go as a serial killer. I mean, they look JUST LIKE everyone else! 0_0 It’s the perfect costume! I mean, did they ever suspect Mister Rogers of being a serial killer?? NO! Not until that last moment, when He snapped poor little Donkey Hodie…. ;_; But I even had my first victim planned out! >=o Behold!

Magically Delicious my Ass!! ((she’s got them slogans messed up…. ))

Anyway, Ishi-Boy... I know how much you love cookies... but don't take any baked goods from them strangers, ya hear!? Instead, take a delicious Brownie... baked by Moi! Oh, Come on... It's not like I put anything in it. Nothing that would, say, overthrow your cookie powers allowing brownies to make their sweet claim. Nothing like that at all!

Sigh…. Well, I guess this spastic message is coming to an end… So I have one final thing for you—


h-a-p-p-y c-a-n-d-y d-a-y!!! *hugNkisses*

~~Mucho quiero,
Cormocodran Corruption
Oct 22, 06 9:28pm
Just discovered the wonder of signing guestbooks. Have a *bleep*ing weird owl.
Fluidity Corruption
Sep 25, 06 11:08pm
Yes, the good old days when Rurouni Kenshin was still on TV... I miss them. I can't refuse a fellow fan, so here. XD