Clubpenguingirl1

Need medicine..
*cough*

AutoBiography...
~Im 5'2
im a girl
im weird
i wear glasses earings and have brown short hair
25%italian 25%irish and some more i dont know about and 100% AMERICAN :D



~If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.


~If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words to them, copy and paste this into your profile.


~If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.



~If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.



~If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.



~If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.



When you were five, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were nine, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were ten, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were twelve, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were fourteen, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were sixteen, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were seventeen, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were eighteen, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were twenty, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were twenty-six, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were thirty, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?


~If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.



~If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.


~If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.



~If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile