anyone wanna go to a mensa meeting with me tonight?
death to infidels
can someone please invent botoxycontin
death is eternal
rated E for Effeminate
my mom needs help installing AOL
still waiting for Jim Davis to apologize for all remaining Garfield strips
I saw my first fly landing on my food today. Summer's here!
i'll stop financially exploiting your asian culture when you stop giving your kids names like "cha-ching"
no i will not download your "suicide prevention" pdf because i don't believe in censorship on the internet
if Stephen Hawking ever starts forgetting stuff about quantum field theory he should really be tested for alzheisenberger's
is there a reason google mars has no street view
now i know why black eye rhymes with black guy
no thanks to obamacare
it will be illegal to touch someone by the year 2025
says here Colorado won't sell guns to mental patients
Get off me
What would Jesus anthrax?