Chelskiman

"I've been mad for *bleep*ing years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."

"Live for today, gone tomorrow, that's me, HaHaHaaaaaa!"

"And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I
don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying?
There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime."

"If you can hear this whispering you are dying."

"I never said I was frightened of dying."

"HuHuh! I was in the right!"

"Yes, absolutely in the right!"

"I certainly was in the right!"

"You was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for a
bruising!"

"Yeah!"

"Why does anyone do anything?"

"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"

"I was just telling him, he couldn't get into number 2. He was asking
why he wasn't coming up on freely, after I was yelling and screaming and telling him why he wasn't coming up on freely. It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out"

"I mean, they're not gunna kill ya, so if you give 'em a quick short, sharp, shock, they won't do it again. Dig it? I mean he get off lightly, 'cos I would've given him a thrashing - I only hit him once! It was only a difference of opinion, but really...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh?"

"I can't think of anything to say except... I think it's marvelous! HaHaHa!"

"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

"....we came in?"

"Lights! Turn on the sound effects! Action!"

"Drop it, drop it on 'em! Drop it on them!!!!!"

"You! Yes, you! Stand still laddy!"

"OOF!"

"Wrong, Do it again!"

"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"

"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"

"Look mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky"

"The 11:15 from Newcastle is now approaching"

"The 11:18 arrival...."

"Congratulations, You have just discovered the secret message. Please send your answer to 'Old Pink', care of the funny farm, Chalfont..."

"Roger, Caroline's on the phone..."

"Hello..?"

"Yes, a collect call for Mrs. Floyd from Mr. Floyd, Will you accept the charges from United States?"

"Oh, He hung up! That's your residence, right? I wonder why he hung up? Is there supposed to be someone else there besides your wife there to answer?"

"Hello?"

"This is United States calling, are we reaching...

"See he keeps hanging up, and it's a man answering."

"Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars?

"I'm sorry sir, I didn't mean to startle you!"

"This place is bigger than our apartment!"

"Let me know when you're entering a room"

"Yes sir!"

"erm, Can I get a drink of water?"

"I was wondering about ..."

"You want some, huh?"

"Yes"

"Oh wow, look at this tub? Do you wanna take baaaath?"

"I'll have to find out from Mrs. Bancroft what time she wants to meet us, for her main ..."

"What are watching?"

"If you'll just let me know as soon as you can ... Mrs Bancroft" "Mrs Bancroft ..."

"Hello?"

"I don't understand ..."

"Are you feeling okay?..."

"The Bulls are already out there"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!"

"This Roman Meal bakery thought you'd like to know."

"Well, only got an hour of daylight left. Better get started"

"Isnt it unsafe to travel at night?"

"It'll be a lot less safe to stay here. You're father's gunna pick up our trail before long"

"Can Loca ride?"

"Yeah, I can ride... Magaret, time to go! Maigret, thank you for everything"

"Goodbye Chenga"

"Goodbye miss ..."

"I'll be back"

"Alright, I'll take care of them part of the time, but there's somebody else that needs taking care of in Washington"

"Who's that?"

"Rose Pilchitt!"

"Rose Pilchitt? Who's that?"

"Shut Up!"

"36-24-36 does that answer your question?"

"Oi! I've got a little black book with me poems in!"

"Who's she?"

"She was 'Miss Armoured Division' in 1961 ... "

"Surprise, surprise, surprise..."

"Where the hell are you?"

"Over 47 german planes were destroyed with the loss of only 15 of our own aircraft"

"Where the hell are you Simon?"

"Wrong! Do it again!"

"Time to go!"

"Are you feeling okay?"

"There's a man answering, but he keeps hanging up!"

"Hey, open up! HaHaHaHaHaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Hammer, Hammer"

"Eins, zwei, drei, alle!"

"We're waiting to succeed and going to convene outside Brixton Town Hall where we're going to be..."

"The Worms will convene outside Brixton Bus Station. We'll be moving along at about 12 o'clock down Stockwell Road... twelve minutes to three we'll be moving along Lambeth Road towards Vauxhall Bridge. Now when we get to the other side of Vauxhall Bridge we're in Westminster area. It's quite possible we may encounter some... by the way we go."

"Hey, Judge! Shit on him!"

"Isn't this where...."

"...announced plans to build a nuclear fallout shelter at Peterborough in Cambridgeshire..."

"...three high court judges have cleared the way..."

"...It was announced today, that the replacement for the Atlantic Conveyor the container ship lost in the Falklands conflict would be built in Japan, a spokesman for..."

"...moving in. They say the third world countries, like Bolivia, which produce the drug are suffering from rising violence..."

"Ranks! Fire!"

"Oi! A real one ..."

"I'll tell you what, I'll give you three blacks, and play you for five..."

"Ta! You was unlucky there son"

"Time gentleman!"

"Oi!"

"Oi...Get your filthy hands off my desert!"

"What 'e say?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Reagan and Haig, Mr. Begin and friend, Mrs. Thatcher, and Paisly,"

"Hello Maggie!"

"Mr. Brezhnev and party."

"Scusi dov'è il bar?"

"The ghost of McCarthy, The memories of Nixon."

"Who's the bald chap?"

"Good-bye!"

"And now, adding colour, a group of anonymous latin-
American meat packing glitterati."

"Hello? Listen, I think I've got it. Okay, listen its a HaHa!"

"s'cusi dove il bar"

"What?"

"se para collo pou eine toe bar"

"s'il vous plait ou est le bar"

"...say it in English!..."

"oi, where's the *bleep*ing bar John?"

"Oh, now you're talking!"

"Oh! Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the day down!"

"Go, Maggie!"

"Hammer, Hammer, Hammer, Hammer, now!"

"...and now the weather. Tomorrow will be cloudy with scattered showers
spreading from the east ... with an expected high of 4000 degrees
Celsius"