What if instead of your nose growing like Pinocchio when you lied, your penis grew? You would have a huge dick when you're like 5.

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Quierta Oct 5, 12
That would be a curse. To attract the ladies you'd have to lie a lot and get a huge ween, but then once they found out you lied they wouldn't like you anymore and wouldn't want to be around you, so then you'd have to tell the truth and get a weeny-ween.

In this kind of a situation you just can't ween.
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The Slayer Oct 5, 12
thats why you lie and say your pee-pee is naturally big like that.
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The Slayer Oct 5, 12
Also Charlie, wtf?
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Vicarious Oct 5, 12
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Quierta ween did you think all of that up lol?
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Quierta Oct 5, 12
Thart of it rite ween I sawr it.
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Vicarious Oct 5, 12
woaw your lyke armazing <3
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Lyonnais Oct 5, 12
Quierta - but no girls will ever know because that would obviously be apart of the Bro Code and girls can't understand/comprehend/know the Bro Code unless they themselves are Bros and then they would get penises when they lie, and then we're all *bleep*ed.

Look at that stream of consciousness... awwhh yeah.
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