Captain Nerditude's achievements in Goat Simulator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Jun 7, 14
I'm sorry about my goat
Jun 3, 14
Win the title bout!
Apr 1, 14
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Nov 20, 14
Do no evil.
Apr 4, 14
Enjoy your trip
Nov 20, 14
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Apr 1, 14
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Nov 20, 14
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Apr 1, 14
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Jun 21, 14
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Jun 3, 14
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Apr 1, 14
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Jun 3, 14
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Apr 3, 14
srsly
Jun 21, 14
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Nov 20, 14
Become the master of the goat tower.
Apr 1, 14
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Apr 3, 14
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Apr 1, 14
Hold your own concert
Jun 3, 14
How do you catch goats?
Nov 20, 14
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Nov 20, 14
Wield an axe with your tongue
Jun 3, 14
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Apr 3, 14
Find all collectibles on level 2
Jun 21, 14
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Apr 8, 14
Jörgen.
Nov 20, 14
Unlock the jousting mutator
Nov 20, 14
Fight the turtles
Jun 3, 14
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Apr 2, 14
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
May 12, 15
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Dec 6, 14
Burn them!
Nov 20, 14
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
May 12, 15
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Apr 11, 14
Knock a bucket into a person
Jun 3, 14
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Nov 20, 14
Jump on the launchpad
Nov 20, 14
Get deviously trapped again
Dec 6, 14
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Dec 6, 14
Inflate that guy's knee
Nov 20, 14
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Apr 1, 14
Kick a person into a car
May 10, 15
Travel to space!
Apr 1, 14
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Nov 20, 14
Finish all wallrun quest
Jun 3, 14
Do a card trick at the magician
Nov 20, 14
Give Steve Works the apples
Nov 20, 14
Burn people from afar
Jun 3, 14
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Jun 7, 14
Finish all manual quests
Jun 21, 14
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
May 10, 15
Find all the trophies!
Apr 11, 14
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Apr 3, 14
Hit The jackpot
Jul 28, 14
Trash the server room
Nov 20, 14
Thrash the Goathenge
Apr 1, 14
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
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Visit all the 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
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Shoot down 30 police ships.
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Destroy all freighters.
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Reach level 101
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Lick a friend
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Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
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Enable the hydraulic cars.
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Find all the blocks
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Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
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Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
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Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
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Eat 50 food items in one game
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Baa with the choir
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Hogtie 50 NPCs.
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Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
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Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
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I wanna be a baahlionaire.
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Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
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Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
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Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
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Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
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Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
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Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
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Buy all hats
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Hidden Achievement
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Find all the trophies in GoatZ
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Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
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Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
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Run wild with the podracer.
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Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
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A Trip to the Moon.
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Lick the Hanging Glider.
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Destroy 100 asteroids.
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Find all the pony horses.
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Smell and look like one
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Find all trophies in Space.
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Ride a bike for 60 sec
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Wear 30 masks at once.
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Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
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Just finish that one LAST job.
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Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
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Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
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Blow up all pirate ships.
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SECRET
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Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
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Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
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Visit the badehaus.
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Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
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Throw 5 police officers into prison.
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Craft all items in one game
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Survive 10 days
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Find 10 trophies.
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Complete test chambers.
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Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
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Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
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Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
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Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
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Craft all the weapons in one game
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It never erupts when you want it to.
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Complete centrifuge event.
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Listen to the whole pan flute song.
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Tag 10 walls.
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Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
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Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
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Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
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Headbutt all alien eggs.
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Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
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Unlock the wheel of time mutator
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Find 20 trophies.
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Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
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Kill 20 zombies in one game
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