BEST IRC QUOTES EVAR:

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ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
chrislmb> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
ben174> : Where u work?
chrislmb> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

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tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
tatclass> er.
tatclass> hi.
dueman19> A common typo.
tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

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poraki> HEY EURAKARTE
INSULT
eurakarte> RETORT
poraki> COUNTER-RETORT
eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
poraki> SUGGESTION TO *bleep*
eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
RIPOSTE
poraki> ADDON RIPOSTE
eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
poraki> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
poraki> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
poraki> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

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khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
bloodemon90> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
bloodemon90> dammit

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fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

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scirdsl> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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IronChef Foicite> well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite> i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite> and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite> and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite> so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite> "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite> but a potato!
IronChef Foicite> potatos last for *bleep*ing ever, man
IronChef Foicite> in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite> that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite> but there's more!
IronChef Foicite> there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite> and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite> and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite> so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

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raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

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dmncatrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
dmncatrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
dmncatrny> and run like hell

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yugioh4> what does your robot do, sam
bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

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machoporque8> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

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