BriYou know, I used to have a job at a calendar factory...but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
Mar 01, 16 4:23pm
BriCongratulations to the Carolina Panthers for winning SB50 and Cam Newton for being such a mature and underrated player. - Steve Harvey
Feb 08, 16 9:23am
BriWake up the morning feel like P Diddy...oh no, wrong guy. Triple H...
Jan 25, 16 9:46am
BriThings Bri hates Pt. 6: New York Giants coaches. Can't believe they lost again. PISSED.
Dec 07, 15 9:19am
BriThings Bri hates Pt. 5: Returning to work/school after a long holiday. Ugh. We should get the Monday off as a "prepare to grind again" day.
Nov 30, 15 9:57am
BriThings Bri hates Pt. 4: Wobbly tables. You have a good ass steak and the table wobbles and you get A1 steak sauce on your shirt. UGH.
Nov 17, 15 9:42am
BriThings Bri hates Pt. 3: When someone stands next to your urinal when there are 5000 free ones. Personal space. Learn that shit.
Oct 26, 15 12:48pm
BriThings Bri hates Pt 2.: Mondays. All of the Mondays.
Oct 19, 15 9:28am
BriThings Bri hates Pt.1: When traffic going to work is slower than Internet Explorer
Oct 09, 15 11:18am
BriA shark was asking a fellow shark about how that clownfish tasted. "I dunno man, it tasted funny."
Sep 23, 15 12:46pm
BriYO, 13 years on Neo today. Lil Wayne rap line to celebrate. "Got a Cuban girlfriend, call that Guantanamo Bae!"
Aug 27, 15 1:06am
BriA ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided with a ship carrying a cargo of purple paint. Both crews were marooned.
Aug 21, 15 2:08pm
BriThe other day a huge fat guy told me he was on a healthy seafood diet. "Healthy?" I asked. "Yeah. I see food, I eat it."
Jul 23, 15 11:04am
BriWith my short-lived Divas' reign, we found out that BRImode lasts 15 minutes. Still longer than most men in bed. IJS :O
Jul 20, 15 10:20am
BriWhat did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
Jul 16, 15 1:15pm
BriIn need of some mafia balancing advice. Pls help and I will be forever grateful.
Jul 08, 15 10:59am
BriWhy does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
Jun 25, 15 4:43pm
- Joined Jul 1, 2004
- 26 years young
- Former 2x Neo World Champion