BriThings Bri hates Pt.1: When traffic going to work is slower than Internet Explorer
16 hours ago
BriA shark was asking a fellow shark about how that clownfish tasted. "I dunno man, it tasted funny."
Sep 23, 15 12:46pm
BriYO, 13 years on Neo today. Lil Wayne rap line to celebrate. "Got a Cuban girlfriend, call that Guantanamo Bae!"
Aug 27, 15 1:06am
BriA ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided with a ship carrying a cargo of purple paint. Both crews were marooned.
Aug 21, 15 2:08pm
BriThe other day a huge fat guy told me he was on a healthy seafood diet. "Healthy?" I asked. "Yeah. I see food, I eat it."
Jul 23, 15 11:04am
BriWith my short-lived Divas' reign, we found out that BRImode lasts 15 minutes. Still longer than most men in bed. IJS :O
Jul 20, 15 10:20am
BriWhat did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
Jul 16, 15 1:15pm
BriIn need of some mafia balancing advice. Pls help and I will be forever grateful.
Jul 08, 15 10:59am
BriWhy does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
Jun 25, 15 4:43pm
BriDoctor: You're overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You're also ugly.
Jun 14, 15 12:20pm
BriTwo peanuts were lost in the ghetto and one of them was a-salted.
Jun 09, 15 12:07pm
BriI broke up with my new gym today... we weren't working out. It feels like a big weight has been lifted off of my shoulders.
May 28, 15 1:24pm
BriA Mexican magician says he'll disappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos... Poof! He disappeared... Without a Tres.
May 16, 15 10:27am
the_REAL_zwarrior Hazzy the Kid gonna get you in his clutches Kid Clutch
BriIn sad news, my friend's bakery burned down overnight. Now his business is toast.
May 11, 15 11:58am
BriWhy did the bicycle fall over?...It was two tired. Ba Dum Tish.
May 07, 15 11:16pm
BriIn the spirit of the random updates I have seen, I'd just like to share that I am pissed at Digimon Tri being a damn movie series.
May 06, 15 10:45pm
- Joined Jul 1, 2004
- 26 years young
- Former Wrestling Forum Divas Champion