BigBhaarlokzMon

[size=1]Yo yo yo yo, Mildred, Can you smell that noise? emway pop a 40 and check your rollies, it's story time: I was out one day walking my dogs and a nat flew over my head, it said "Bake me a cake or die on my doorstep of the lurgy" and it's testicles flew into my eyes, I was blinded, I was blinded, so I went to the doctors (great, another person I'll have to see wandering around bothering me) to see if he had any nats testicles tablets, to counteract the nats testicles but he didn't have 'em, he said "In a time future historians will one day call the past, in a place I'd like to name, but it's been a confusing week, who is there to look out for the man on the street in case he wants his mobile back"... and it was all a disgracefully useless dream because some Flying Rats woke them up and said "we would like to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake" and they were, like "No, no, no, you guys are dicks for pissing off and spreading AIDs to all the little boys and girls in the world, you deserve to die".

Ahem. as part of my "Neo-legacy" I'm leaving this here forever, maybe adding to it, who knows? But as a "New Years Resolution" I plan on making a real, proper bio at some point...[/size]