Ben733 Day week, *bleep* yeah!
Apr 22, 14 10:00pm
Ben73Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty messed up.
Jul 11, 13 1:54pm
Ben73Hey girl, how do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?
Jun 29, 13 2:00am
Ben73121 days until GTA V
May 18, 13 8:30pm
Ben73Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
Mar 17, 13 11:01pm
Ben73Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Mar 15, 13 9:43pm
Ben73I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Mar 15, 13 2:25pm
Ben73Alcohol must have female hormones in it. When I drink I talk to much and can't drive
Mar 13, 13 8:37pm
Ben73A blonde walks into a bar, her brunette friend ducks.
Mar 01, 13 10:16pm
Ben73My neighbor knocked on my door at 2am today. He said he can't sleep. I said "It's your lucky day, I happen to be hosting a party, come in"
Feb 28, 13 10:29pm
Ben73With great power comes great electricity bill
Feb 27, 13 2:05pm
Ben73SO I went to the paper shop, but it had blown away.
Dec 14, 12 9:36pm
Ben73I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
Dec 13, 12 9:32pm
Ben73There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
Dec 13, 12 9:28pm
Ben73Ballin so hard
Nov 09, 12 5:42pm