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July 12,2004
Added short little story. Story isn't done yet. Muahaha! HTML I have figured you out!! hahah go macy!! >.>; This isn't fully done... *sigh* how I hate HTML but a blank neo home drives me crazy XD


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~The Other Side of the Story~

Once upon a time, like every other fairy tale, there was once an enchanted kingdom. This kingdom was like no other, it was filled with riches galore. You saw not one homeless man when you walked the streets to get your daily milk and sugar. With a beautiful enchanted kingdom there was a beautiful Princess. The Princess lived with the King and Queen in a huge castle, rumored to have even more riches. This kingdom was hidden from all dangers and all darkness. No one in the village dare to leave all its wonders.

One day the princess grew very bored and decided to wonder around town. She walked through meat shops, book shops, and regular stands out side of homes. The princess looked up to the sky and began to think. I’ve seen my kingdom and all its worth many, many times. I wonder what other kingdoms are like. Curious she became. Hurrying back to the castle she told her thoughts to her father and mother. NO! You may not leave this kingdom! They told her over and over again. Filled with sadness the Princess ran to her room and locked the door. She wept until night fall. A light flicker into her head. I will run away and come back. I’ll tell everyone of the other kingdoms riches! Oh how happy they will be when I return!

As soon it was pitch black outside and only the stars were a source of light she flung her sheets over the window and climbed down. With a small thud she landed on the ground safely. Escaping through the gate she was filled with delight and excitement. Days turned into weeks and the Princess soon realized how the world really was. This, of course, made the Princess very worried for when she told of her kingdom no one believed her! That was the first time she didn’t have a comfy feather bed to sleep in.

Back at the enchanted kingdom chaos was everywhere! Everyone was searching for the Princess! But she was no where to be found.

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~Filipino Ako!~

1.Your related to everyone.
2.Your middle name is your mothers maiden name.
3.Your parents call each other Mommy and Daddy
4.You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby."
5.You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun," "Ling-Ling," and "Mon-Mon."
6.You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."
7.You have four or five names.
8.You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.
9.You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.
10.You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18.
11.You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.
12.You make your children sing and dance to amuse your friends and relatives.
13.Your house has a distinctive aroma.
14.You decorate your living room wall with your family's framed diplomas and plaques.
15.You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."
16.You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets.
17.You have a Sto. Nino shrine in your living room.
18.You keep a fly swatter in your kitchen.
19.Your kitchen table has a vinyl tablecloth.
20.You recycle shopping bags as garbage bags.
21.You have a piano that no one plays.
22.You keep a tabo in your bathroom.
23.You own a barrel man from Baguio (Schwing!).
24.You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.
25.You have ageless skin, thanks to the high humidity of the tropics.
26.You eat with your hands.
27.You eat more than three times a day.
28.You think a meal is not a meal without rice.
29.You use your fingers to measure the water you need to cook rice.
30.You eat your meal using a spoon and fork.
31.You cut your meat with a spoon or fork.
32.You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals.
33.You feed all your visitors.
34.You always cook too much.
35.Your dining table has a merry-go-round (lazy Susan) in the middle.
36.You bring baon to work everyday.
37.You keep your stove covered in aluminum foil when not in use.
38.You wash and re-use plastic utensils, styrofoam cups, and aluminum wrappers.
39.Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.
40.You love to eat daing or tuyo.
41.You prop up one knee while eating.
42.You eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup, or bagoong.
43.Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.
44.You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.
45.You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.
47.You love "dirty" ice cream.
48.You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.
49.You grab a toothpick after every meal.
50.When dining out, you always fight over who will pay for dinner.
51.You put hot dogs in your spaghetti.
52.Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.
53.You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.
54.You eat rice for breakfast.
55.You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror.
56.You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.
57.You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.
58.You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.
59.You make the sign of the cross before take-offs and after landings and every time you pass by a church.
60.Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
61.You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity.
62.You are standing next to eight boxes at the airport.
63.You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs."
64.You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your friends and relatives each time you return from a trip.
65.You can't make a purchase without haggling.
66.You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.
67.You're a fashion victim.
68.You point with your lips.
69.You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression.
70.You greet one another by raising your eyebrows or tossing your head.
71.You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.
72.You scratch your head when you don't know an answer to a question.
73.You smile all the time for no reason.
74.You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air.
75.You cover your mouth when you laugh.
76.You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.
77.You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.
78.You prefer to Mercedes Benz as "chedeng."
79.Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.
80.You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."
81.You love to use the following acronyms:CR for comfort room, DI for dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.
82.You're always late for events and parties.
83.You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen, "stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste, "canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn on or turn off (as in the lights).
84.You always leave your shoes or slippers outside the doorstep.
85.You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.
86.You prefer sitting in the shade instead of basking in the sun.
87.You can sing and dance at a drop of a hat.
88.You like everything imported or "state-side."
89.You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke.
90.You hang your clothes out to dry in a laundry line.
91. You have a relative who is a nurse.
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