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Okay, okay you guys obviously know that what I wrote up there is, like, soooo totally not true cause everyone keeps on going Toni and Antonia. But that's just cause they don't know me..Antonia used to be my old name...BORING RIGHT!??!?! I TOTALLY AGREE!
Okay..well my name is Trixiiiiiiieeeeeeee I used to have a,like, totally boring name but I changed it a while ago cause I was like...eewww I dont want a boring name.
I had to make a really, really hard decision when picking out my new name..cause well you know you dont want a dumb unoriginal name....well I didnt know if I wanted to be Candy or Trixie but then I was like ...ewww I don't want little kids to eat me ...OMG WHAT ABOUT HALLOWEEN!!!! I"LL BE JUMPED! so then like I go..oh em gee, I sooooo totally have to be, like, Trixie cause it TOTALLY matches my personality!
Well I changed my name to Trixie right before I ditched high school. High school is SUCH a waste of time. I mean COME ON some of us actually have lives and enjoy going to social things like...PARTIES! School would sooo not be school without parties and I loved my girlies..they were sooooo awesome and backed me up 105%( we decided that 100% is,like, SOO TOTALLY overused so we added an extra five. Awesome, right?) So I'm sitting in math staring at the whole bunch of numbers in front of me...like seriously who NEEDS MATH!?!?!? It's not like we'll ever use MATH in the REAL world...PLEASE. So like as I was saying I'm in math COMPLETELY bored out of my mind when I look down and I have like the greatest idea EVER! I noticed that I have boobs and I'm like ..OMG LIGHTBULB!!!! GOSH WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS BEFOOOORE?!?!?! So I quit school and totally joined a "private" clubs. I'm one of the favorites there cause I soooo totally should be. All the guys love me and I get tons of tips....anywhooos I get tons of money and lots of clothes so I'm happy. God high school is so overrated...like definitely.
Jokes?
You know, on a traffic light green means go, and red means stop, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on… Yellow means go ahead, and red means “Where the *bleep* did you get that banana at?”
I opened up a yoghurt, and underneath the lid it said “please try again” because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yoghurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. Come on Mitchel, don’t give up, please try again! A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on Bottom, Hope on top.
Say, I was on the Craig Kilborn show, and the next day, I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport, a guy came up, he said, “Dude! I saw you on TV last night!” But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good; he just confirmed I was on television. So I turned my head away from him for about a minute, then I turned it back. I said, “Dude! I saw you at the airport, about a minute ago. And you were good.”
One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older.” “You son of a bitch! How’d you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!”
My roommate said, he goes, “I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?” It’s like some weird-ass quiz where he reveals the answer first.
Sometimes I wave to people I don’t know. It’s a very dangerous to wave to someone you don’t know, because what if they don’t have a hand? They’ll think you’re cocky. “Look what I got, mother*bleep*er! This thing is useful! I’m gonna go pick something up!”
I like the American-Canadian border, ‘cuz if you’re walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada, he can’t push you back right away, ‘cuz first he has to go through customs. “What brings you to Canada?”:[Points to the side] “That asshole.”
This clearly means that I hardcore miss talking to you, babycakes.
Hope all is well with you and your lovemuffin.
PS-I got the top part of my right ear pierced and it's pretty damn snazzy.
P.P.S- An incredibly unimportant bit of info for you, supposedly the girl who plays the important girl in the Harry Potter movies will be attending my University. Lawls.
-Your one and only,
Tonester
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MOTHEREFFER! (Guestbook)EFFING HELL! ANGIE I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I HAD A SHITLOAD OF WORK TO DO! Fuuuuck! I mean, seriously, I have 5 days left of classes left, so, of course, my teachers decide that it would be a bloody brilliant idea to cram two months' worth of work into that miniscule period of time. Eff it, I was stuck reading Things Fall Apart and learning about the evils of European imperialism instead of spending time online or signing your guestbook and wishing you a happy birthday.
I promise to do that within the next two weeks because as it turns out, my trip to Disney is on Thursday and I'm sleeping over a friend's house on Wednesday so that leaves little to no time for the guestbook entry. I'll be back by Sunday and we'll see how everything progresses from there.
Much love! I miss talking to you (curse these timezones) and I hope you had a marvelous 21st birthday, girly. That's a big deal in our country, haha.
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Happy Birthday! (Guestbook)Hi Angie,
Despite not knowing you very well I did remember your birthday (I think). From the couple of times we have talked I can tell you are a nice girl, fun to talk to and we share quite a few things in common too.
I was thinking what you would like as a birthday present, this is the only thing that came to mind. A free shopping trip, everything you can pick up in one hour! from this place:
I hope that isn't too lame for you xD
Any way, I hope you had a good birthday and got a few things you wanted. See you around
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Happy Birthday! (Guestbook)Happy birthday Angie, hope you had a fun day
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I expect that to be you later on too
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YAY! I'm first! =3 (Guestbook)It's a few hours early, but now I'm first to sign your guestbook wishing you a happy birthday!
Now that you're 21 you can come on down here and buy me alcohol since I still have two months to wait.
This is where I'd be putting up an awesome image of something to finish this off, but it's been so long since we've talked (well, until recently of course =P) that I don't know what you're into anymore.. so I have no idea what picture to put up. I'll consider this an IOU for an image I'll find later.
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Belated Signage (Guestbook)I noticed your cute X-mas GB stamp XD
Well, I decided to sign you, even if it is a bit after X-mas here >_>
~|Merry Christmas|~
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Angiiiiekins, merry Christmas! (Guestbook)MERRY CHRISTMAS
I don't know how often you check these or if you do at all, but I just wanted to stop by and wish you a merry Christmas. If you're Christian, that is. If you happen to be Jewish, Muslim, an Atheist, practice a different faith, or are simply a grinch, well, I hope you have happy holidays or, if you'd prefer, I hope you have a satisfactory, non-denominational capitalist wintertime gift-giving season!
Oh, Angela, what would I ever do without you? Seriously, I'd have no one to gossip with or have silly little laughs over or have the rare serious conversations with. I'm truly glad you've stuck with me for so long and am especially glad that you were able to overcome that period in your life and that you're still here today, you know?
It is for that reason that I shall leave you with the lyrics to this song I have that never fails to make me chuckle, dun dun duuuun:
IF YOU'RE LIKE ME, WELL, THEN YOU KNOW
WHAT A LONELY SEASON THIS IS
BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT MISTLETOE
CAN GUARANTEE SOME KISSES
SO I WENT DOWN TO THE MARKET
BROUGHT EV'RY BRANCH I FOUND
NOW I TAKE IT WITH ME EV'RYWHERE
AND WAVE IT ALL AROUND
I THOUGHT I COULDNT MISS
BUT SO FAR, NOT ONE KISS
BEEN TROLLING ALL THE NIGHT SPOTS
IN MY SEXY SANTA SUIT
BUT SO FAR NO ONES CUDDLED WITH
THIS ELF OF ILL REPUTE
BEEN GETTING LOTS OF CANDY CANES
BUT NOT A LOT OF GUYS
BUT NOW I THINK IVE FIGURED OUT
JUST WHERE MY TROUBLE LIES
SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH MY MISTLETOE
CUZ THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
GUESS IT MUST HAVE BEEN A BUMMER CROP
I GOT STUCK WITH A DEFECTIVE TREE
I DONT EVEN GET A KISS FROM SANTA
WHEN IM SITTING ON HIS KNEE
SO SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH MY MISTLETOE
CUZ THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
BEEN HANDING OUT MY CHRISTMAS COOKIES
EXTRA HOT AND SWEET
BUT I FEEL LIKE THAT FRUITCAKE THAT
NO BODY WANTS TO EAT
IVE EVEN GONE OUT CAROLING
IT ENDED UP THE SAME
CAUSE NO DUETS BEEN ARRANGED FOR ME YET
AND I KNOW WHATS TO BLAME
SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH MY MISTLETOE
SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH MY MISTLETOE
CUZ THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
EVERY SINGLE NIGHTS ANOTHER SILENT NIGHT
WISE MEN COME ALONG AND SET ME FREE.
IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY FRANKEN-SENSES
CAUSE AS FAR AS I CAN SEE
SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH MY MISTLETOE
CUZ THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
I JUST WANT A LITTLE ACTION IN A WINTER WONDERLAND
A FROLICK WITH A FELLAH IN THE SNOW
IF I GET DUMPED ON CHRISTMAS DAY,
THEN HEY, I UNDERSTAND
BUT SOMEONE HELP ME PUT THE HO
BACK IN MY HO-HO-HO!
SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH MY MISTLETOE
CUZ THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
WON'T SOMEBODY COME AND SHAKE MY JINGLE BELLS?
I'M AS LONELY AS A GIRL CAN BE.
AND NO ONE COMES AROUND TO STUFF MY STOCKING
OR TO TRIM MY CHRISTMAS TREE
SO SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH MY MISTLETOE
CUZ THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Best wishes for 2009 and to another year of becoming even better friends!
PS: You're totally coming with me to Dublin next year. Shane and I already decided. =P
HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE THE CUPCAKE OF MY KINDERGARTEN PARTY? Yeah, I went there.
Love always,
Toni, your favorite toaster and mine.
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Merry Christmas Aya! :D (Guestbook)
Hope you have a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year!
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Merry Christmas! (Guestbook)Hey, Angie! Thanks for being a cool friend and a really nice one at that.
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I demand a spot in your neohome (Guestbook)You can give a bigger spot to Deathy, but I still want mention! Haha, I just logged on for the first time in God knows how long and decided to visit a couple of people's profiles and neohomes. Fun stuff, really.
I'll talk to you on MSN....soon. I SWEAR I'll be going on more. I'm just lazy when it comes to talking to others. OMG ANTI-SOCIAL!!!
Next up: Massive Christmas entry. Bish, you be getting the Wonderful Land of No Pleasure Land! re-runs! -
First off, I want to thank you because with out you, I would still be the little n00bie member ing the Legendary Super Warriors forum xD. Back in 2006' you were the section mod for that forum and I was always telling my friends when you were on because a few of us hated you...well now that I think about it, you were only more mature then I was and I found it strange.
You were the one who taught me what spamming and flaming and pretty much all the neo rules were. It was thanks to you that I became the more mature member that Iam today. You taught me allot and I would wish to thank you.
Your Awesome. =D
Your used to be newbie friend
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Pay Back W/ Pixules (Guestbook)Hey remember me? This is my revenge... I'm jk. Here you go! You got Stamped!
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My first of your crap load O_o (Guestbook)
You're graphic art is BEESH.
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Congratulations. (Guestbook)
Grats, you have kept your avatar for a month.
Now, let me put that section on my Bio.
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Hey Angie! (Guestbook)Hey I haven't signed you guestbook yet. I've signed all of the Longin' mods (I think). So goodluck modding my spamz
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL (Guestbook)Here is the stamp you will be getting again soon. xD
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New Stamp! (Guestbook)Richie has a new stamp so he's stamping you again, at least I waited a few days. ^^
