Axe

What you are about to read is the description of Axe, by none other than Axe himself. He's a harsh self-critic but likes to glorify himself, so it will give off a mixed impression disguised as horrible writing the poor quality of which hasn't been seen since the days of cavemen and dinosaurs. Might want to sit firmly in your chair and blindfold yourself, as a precaution to prevent accidental death.


I am a very strange yet dim and easily predictable individual. I spend most of my time frequenting the internet pretending I have something better to be wasting my limitless time on. I'm also huge on video games, another of humanity's most excellent timesinks. In fact, wasting time might be the one thing I'm actually good at. That's something I've noticed about me: What I enjoy doing and what I'm good at are usually two different ends of a single spectrum.

I fancy myself 'moderator' of the Dead Island forum at the time I'm writing this. Or the Quilting forum. No no, the Dead Island forum. Nobody misbehaves too much, and nobody's bloodied my account with a banhammer for failing at my job yet(at least that's what they tell us to say about being fired. They kidnap a family member so you don't tell any big secrets), so I'm assuming that the quality of my overseeing is passable. The community there is good; nice people, friendly faces. I place the miniscule sliver of credibility I've garnered specifically on how awesome everyone there that isn't me is.

That's enough pretending I'm useful, on to an aspect of me based on reality. In fact, reality itself is good enough. I try to keep my beliefs and worldview firmly rooted in reality at all times. Keep in mind that this doesn't mean I have a knee-jerk "*neck stretch* NOPE." reaction to everything; I just prefer to have the things I choose to believe are real backed up with evidence. Sorry hillbillies, this means that I don't believe that Obama is a communist terrorist socialist Muslim from Kenya. A pansie, sure, but not the embodiment of pop culture evil. I hope you'll find the things that I post on threads regarding reality to show this realistic trend, if not, please tell me and if I'm not having a bad day I'll try to correct myself and stop being a hypocrite.

I hate hypocrisy. In fact, I hate a lot of things. Hypocrisy, greed, ignorance(none of those three I will deny being even if I try to be otherwise, making a claim about people then excluding yourself from it is like sacrificing yourself to the sun gods), the Green Bay Packers, Arkansas and everything about it.... but that's another story. Don't want to rile you up too much yet.

Now we get to the core of my worldview; the mortar that holds the bricks together. My inherent hypocrisy and/or idiocy will show through the most right here. The main thing I know about people is that none of us can be trusted. I'm sure everyone learns this, but this is a defining thing for me. Hell, the only reason I trust myself is because I'm stuck with me my entire life. Invariably, at some point or in some situation, the people you trust will all betray you. ...And yet I find myself trusting people. I'm setting myself up to burn, but what do I care? Somebody's gotta give my life its downs and downs, might as well be me(that wasn't a typo). I'm also what they call a pessimist. Hope for the best, prepare for and expect the worst. Sounds like common sense to me, but hey, I never cared about labels before, why start now?

And by the way, I'm against censorship for any reason. Those people talking about letting people believe what they want to believe because it harms absolutely nobody deserve to have their voice heard no matter who it offends, and likewise with every wingnut you find in a bar at 2 in the morning in the seedy part of a big city. My right to speak is infinitely more important than your right to not hear me, and the same goes for your right to speak and my right to not hear you.


So ends the self-serving autobiography of Goggles 'Axe' Fielder. WAIT. I should mention that if within the past year and a half or so if you ran into the seekers AxFielder223 or Ax Fielder, those were both me. This tome will go down in history as one of the worst things ever written by anything ever, and I sincerely apologize from the bottom of my heart for forcing you through it. If I could find you I'd give you a hug and tell you it's over now. If you don't mind, I'm going to go chug some mind bleach for thinking this up.



NOTE: I suppose some of you may want little blurbs about the people on my friends list. If you're one of those people, too bad. My friends are my friends for reasons that are our business and none of yours, and nobody should feel the need to gratify their friends and themselves by talking about each and every one of them.

NOTE NUMBER 2(I can't think of where to stick these things): If you've joined Neoseeker to spam, scam, or advertise, we don't want you here. If you're here because you want to bluster and beat your chest about how awesome you are for spending every second of your spare time at the bar or club or just at your buddy Steve the Pothead's house, keep in mind you're on a forum for a tech website and on the internet, and keep you dick in your pants, boy-o.