re: I'm sowwy guys, Fluidity banned me from status updates for a month. ;-/

^ LOOOOOL. read more

re: I'm sowwy guys, Fluidity banned me from status updates for a month. ;-/

SEE CHARLIE? I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET COCKSLAPPED TO DEATH IF I BROKE IT.

Looking forward to February 8 now read more

re: I'm sowwy guys, Fluidity banned me from status updates for a month. ;-/

Lmfao, that's like so *bleep*ing true. read more

re: Please disable Saga's status making abilities on here.

YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH ME. read more

I'm sowwy guys, Fluidity banned me from status updates for a month. ;-/
likes Mastix's status update: "Sure gets a lot of status spam from Saga."
re: SO WHICH HOT LADY WANTS TO JOIN SAGA AND I IN A HOT AND STEAMY THREESOME?!

Hm, lots of Sakura and Saga avatars rite dar. read more

likes Charlie's status update: "SO WHICH HOT LADY WANTS TO JOIN SAGA AND I IN A HOT AND STEAMY THREESOME?!"
re: Duncan Idaho DON'T EAVESDROP. THIS IS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION BETWEEN CHARLIE AND ME. GO AWAY.

Oh god I'm totally out of the loop, lmfao.
Check your inbox Duncan Idaho. read more

Duncan Idaho DON'T EAVESDROP. THIS IS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION BETWEEN CHARLIE AND ME. GO AWAY.
Charlie OH MY GOD CHARLIE I HEARD VIRTUE SUCKS HIS OWN TOES FOR PLEASURE?
OH MY GOD, CHARLIE! PLEASE TELL ME THE LATEST GOSSIPZ. Like, RIGHT NOW!
HI Charlie! I'm perfectly fine. just got back from doing my weiner nails. WBU?
I used status updates before they were released to the public. Me so hipstah.

I usually use Twitter to update people about the stuff I just ate and share food photos. read more

Statistics show that 100% of status updates come from me and Charlie.
Virtue vs. Kokoro: WHO WILL WIN?

VIRTUE, WHAT A NICE COINCIDENSE TO SEE YOU HERE. HAVE YOU ACCEPTED ABI AS YOUR LORDESS AND SAVIOR YET?

But yeah, I... read more

likes Charlie's status update: "I just looked at a certain forum's GD and it's terrible and boring. Pls destroy forum pls."
Scratch my last status update. Remember collage wieners and detachable wieners? SPACE WEINERS ARE THE NEWNWW FASHION. VIRTUE'S IDEA.
WHY DOESN'T VIRTUE ACCEPT ABI AS HIS LORDESS AND SAVIOUR ALREADY. IT HURTZ.
likes Charlie's status update: "COME AND EAT MY COOKIE."
likes Charlie's status update: "LOL 4CHAN HUEHUEHUE! I'M SO COOL! LET'S GO 2 LOUNGIN' AND USE DEEZ MEMES I JUST LRNED, EVAR1 WILL LUV MI!1!1one! DAM IT, I GOT PERMA BANNED."
LOL @ PEOPLE RAGING AT MY STATUS UPDATES THO.
Virtue doesn't like Abi but he just founded Abi's Witnesses with me. Preaching works.
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