likes Charlie's status update: "SO WHICH HOT LADY WANTS TO JOIN SAGA
AND I IN A HOT AND STEAMY THREESOME?!"
re: Duncan Idaho
DON'T EAVESDROP. THIS IS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION BETWEEN CHARLIE
AND ME. GO AWAY.
OH MY GOD CHARLIE I HEARD VIRTUE
SUCKS HIS OWN TOES FOR PLEASURE?
OH MY GOD, CHARLIE
! PLEASE TELL ME THE LATEST GOSSIPZ. Like, RIGHT NOW!
! I'm perfectly fine. just got back from doing my weiner nails. WBU?
I used status updates before they were released to the public. Me so hipstah.
I usually use Twitter to update people about the stuff I just ate and share food photos. read more
Statistics show that 100% of status updates come from me and Charlie.
VIRTUE, WHAT A NICE COINCIDENSE TO SEE YOU HERE. HAVE YOU ACCEPTED ABI AS YOUR LORDESS AND SAVIOR YET?
But yeah, I... read more
likes Charlie's status update: "I just looked at a certain forum's GD and it's terrible and boring. Pls destroy forum pls."
Scratch my last status update. Remember collage wieners and detachable wieners? SPACE WEINERS ARE THE NEWNWW FASHION. VIRTUE
WHY DOESN'T VIRTUE ACCEPT ABI AS HIS LORDESS AND SAVIOUR ALREADY. IT HURTZ.
likes Charlie's status update: "COME AND EAT MY COOKIE."
likes Charlie's status update: "LOL 4CHAN HUEHUEHUE! I'M SO COOL! LET'S GO 2 LOUNGIN' AND USE DEEZ MEMES I JUST LRNED, EVAR1 WILL LUV MI!1!1one! DAM IT, I GOT PERMA BANNED."
LOL @ PEOPLE RAGING AT MY STATUS UPDATES THO.
doesn't like Abi but he just founded Abi's Witnesses with me. Preaching works.
, DO YOU HAVE A SECOND TO TALK ABOUT YOUR LORDESS AND SAVIOR ABI.
GAHHHH I'M PREACHING VIRTUE
HERE. HE NEEDS MORE ABI IN HIS LIFE.
Mentioning fail. Anywhore, slap Virtue
"@Virtue has disabled his activity page". That's what happens when there isn't enough Abi.
likes Virtue's status update: "Just when I thought customers couldn't get any more awkward..."
This baby right here is going to be an asshole. I know because of the odor.