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Here are some random quotes from House!
Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one.

You know how people say you can't live without love? Well, oxygen is even more important.

Ideas are not soda cans: Recycling sucks.



Here are some random quotes from Stargate!
In my own culture I would be well within my rights to dismember you.

What does it symbolize?
  • Slavery. And false gods.

  • I dig.

    You know, man, the war.
  • The war with Canada?

  • ... No.

    The name's Olo. Hans... Olo.

    Okay, I lied. My name's not Luke Skywalker. It's Captain Kirk.

    I have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jello.

    Now THAT is a grenade.



    Here are some random quotes from Monty Python!

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

    And in the frozen land of Nador, they had to eat Robin's minstrels.
    And there was much rejoicing.

    Ecky-ecky-ecky ptong, zheeewong hmzabfzim.

    Ni!!!

    Blue! NO! YELLOOOOOOOOWWWWWW....

    That rabbit is dynamite!

    BRING OUT YER DEAD!!!

    Suddenly, the animator had a fatal heart attack.
    And the cartoon peril was no more.



    Here are some random quotes from Invader Zim!

    I'm gonna sing the doom song now!

    Can I be a mongoose dog?

    Awww... I wanted to explode.

    Hmmmm... CHICKEN!

    Galactic conquest is HERE!
    Galactic conquest is HERE!

    And then the rats came.
    Thousands of them.
    Horrible, filthy rats.

    .....Doomed, doomed, doomed - Go home now.

    I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom.

    MY BUSINESS ... IS DONE.

    Do you want to alert the entire PLANET to our presence?
  • I do.




  • Here are some random quotes in Latin!

    Carpe Noctem

    Sordidique Lichenes

    Odi te quia bellus es

    Sona si Latine loqueris

    Veni, Vidi, Volo in domum redire



    Here are some random quotes of my own!

    Let's hear it for procrastination! ....later.

    Let's hear it for indifference! ....or not.

    Let's hear it for peace and quiet! YAAAAAAAY!!!!

    The only thing worse than a matchmaker is someone who listens to one.

    La, La, you're gonna die, La!!!

    Twinkie dust!




    Here are quotes on behalf of
    the coolest person ever, Vecoby!


    jack u got's to come home right away moma gona shoot pop!

    thats the pimp that gave me a ride!

    And then they untied him!




    Here is the absolute best quote ever!
    Bonus points to anyone who can say correctly where it's from!


    These pretzels are making me thirsty!












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