Hi. I'm Ajax, and this...

*Dirty, slimy mixture of spam and flame wars slaps wetly onto camera*

Is Dirty Forums.

I explore Neoseeker looking for Moderators who aren't afraid to get dirty. Hard working men and women who whittle away at their potentially fulfilling lives by moderating the forums that would make the rest of us go insane.

Now... Get ready... To get dirty.


[If you're here, be glad. If you aren't grovel and beg.]

Oh, and it's in no particular order;

Marooned Chic - What can I say? You've lost your mind, and I just happen to have it. Too bad you ain't gettin' it back. :P Nah, you're a good, sweet girl, who's maybe a little too soft, but I'll fix that. Time to start getting you to drink concrete, that'll harden you up.

Paper Fox - Papsmeaaar. You're a loon, almost as big a loon as I am. You're a great gal who talks about some of the weirdest things I've ever heard. You're living proof that holding a NERF gun ups your sexual potency by 68.73%.

Existence - You're a great Neoseeker mate, seriously. I don't talk to you much, or know you personally, but dang, you deserve to be recognised. Having you in FALLOUT 3 and a lot of the other forum's I regular is a gift. Thank you.

Shave ya Head - Mate, you may think I hate you, but I don't. This should prove that you to. I'm glad you've cleaned up your act a mite and it's good to see you posting in the forum again. You're an invaluable member. :)

Twin_Master - Maaate. You're MH mad, and I respect you for it. You're an invaluable friend to have and there's a lot of give and take in our friendship. I appreciate ya' buddy. :) You're the biggest tag-hunter on the face of the earth, kidding! Haha, bu-yeah, bros before hos, or so we say. :P Neo wouldnt't be the same without you, fool, keep doin' what you're doin'.


First up, I'm not a neat freak. Ajax isn't named after the cleaning product. It's a nickname given to me, after all my mates and I watched The Warriors.

I joined Neo on the exact day Jak 3 came out here in Aus, oh yeah, I'm an Aussie, and proud of it.

I listen to rock 'n' roll, hard rock, ballad rock, and reggae when I'm feeling mellow.

Favourite bands include;

Led Zeppelin
Them Crooked Vultures
Queens of the Stone Age
Foo Fighters
The Answer
The Who
The White Stripes
Thin Lizzy
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Cold Chisel
Bang Camaro
Bob Marley and the Wailers

I'm also fairly active, I snowboard, play soccer, skate and I also surf, although I surf more as a social thing.

As people know, I'm also a gamer, favourite games include;

RESISTANCE: Fall of Man (This game holds a special place in my heart, my first FPS game)
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Jak & Daxter: TPL
Jak II
Jak 3
Ratchet & Clank series (as a whole.)
Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed II
The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
I also play CoD4, but it's a love-hate relationship.

FAQ's: Hmm, well, here it goes;

Q. Why are you a moderator?
A. I Mod because I enjoy it. I try hard to make my forums a great place to come to, and am proud that FALLOUT 3 and ACII aren't one of the many forums who have an in-crowd, where everyone else is excluded, and members new to the forum sit on the outskirts.

Q. I've heard you're a Sexual Tyrannosaurus both literally AND figuratively.
A. Well, you've been talking to Papor Fax no doubt. It's a well known fact that I'm her entire world and that she's madly in love with me, sorry Prowl. So yes, it's true.

Q. What's it like being on par with Chuck Norris?
A. I can turn a sphere on it's side and slam revolving doors, imagine what I could do to people who pry into the secret that is the power of Chuck Norris?

Q. What's it like being better at survival in the wilderness than Survivorman and Bear Grylls? And will you come and save me if the apocalypse comes?
A. Next question survivaln00b. There's only room on the Survival Train for one, and maybe a ridiculously good looking woman who grovels at my feet. Yeah.

Paps:[About womens] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]

Jaxxie: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.

Paps: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Jaxxie: It's quite pungent.

Paps: Oh yeah.

Jaxxie: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

Paps: Yep.

Jaxxie: Paps, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

Paps: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]

Jaxxie: That doesn't make sense.

Paps: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.