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Author:   Mario_1
Date:   May 20, 06 at 3:37pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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Here's mine:


Almenchi

Race/nationality: Unknown
Occupation: Assassin, mass murderer; Unknown who he works for
Weapons: Kukri blade, multiple shuriken, kunai and small bombs
Powers: Superstrength, superspeed, infinite stamina, various magic powers

Other info:A mysterious ninja with a goal of getting all 3 Triforces and unleashing its ultimate power, so that he and those he works for can become gods. Possessing immense power and speed, he can easily slice or smash through any solid matter, but he's still no match for Link or the fiery dude with the chain.



Author:   AngryBalrog
Date:   May 20, 06 at 3:44pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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Name: Algernon

Race: Hylian NPC
Description: Stands in front of Hyrule Castle and says, "There are many guards in the castle!" to anyone who speaks to him.



Author:   Mario_1
Date:   May 20, 06 at 7:13pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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Oh, I've got another one!

Bokoblin Gangstaz

They're tattooed bad-arses who ride around on boars from village to village with daggers and bows, yellin'
"Give us yo' Rupees, bitchez!" Then they spend most of the money on weed.



Author:   AngryBalrog
Date:   May 20, 06 at 7:16pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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Does one of the gangstas change his name to 50 Rupee, get shot by nine arrows, and start a career singing repetitive, stupid songs?



Author:   Mario_1
Date:   May 20, 06 at 7:21pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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Perhaps he does, Balrog, and perhaps one of them becomes a Mario fan and starts killing balrogs who make cheap stabs.



Author:   Dudeguy
Date:   May 20, 06 at 8:28pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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Name: Reggle

Race: Hylian NPC
Description: Stands in front of an unfinished building that will be a cafe when it opens and says "I wish they would open that place up!" to anyone who talks to him. Once they do, he sits in the shop and ponders what to get.

There are many guards in the castle

This message was edited by dudeguy777 on May 23 2006.



Author:   the_gerudo_warrior
Date:   May 24, 06 at 2:05am (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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OOOOH! I got another one! Its a good one too!

Name: Lorita
Age: 17
Race: Hylian
Gender: Female
Birthplace: Karkariko Village
History: Born as a simple merchant's daughter, Lorita wish for adventure. After convincing her father to let her go in search of adventure, she bought a horse (which she named Haret) in Lon Lon Ranch, where she meets Link. She decides to become his sidekick. She helps him when their is a puzzle he can't quite figure out.

Personnality: Lorita is a great archer and never backs down. She is strong for a girl. She is very tomboyish and doesn't care for 'house work'. She is a great friend who is loyal and can be counted on.

Apperance: Brown hair. Eyes that are a brilliant green. about 4'9", weighs 100 lb. Slim and very pretty.



Author:   Mario_1
Date:   May 24, 06 at 2:50am (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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Name: Reginar Filzammi
Race: Bokoblin (oversized)
Occupation: Kickin' ass & takin' names

Other info: Yup, a Bokoblin version of the famous Reginator. He's taller and more muscular than an average Bokoblin. He's about kickin' ass, he's about takin' names. Nuff said.



Author:   AngryBalrog
Date:   May 24, 06 at 2:58am (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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Lavagor

Race: Giant Red Dragon

Description: 20 ft. long boss of the Fire Temple. Is strong but lazy, and stays in his room all day listening to orchestral music. Will fight if his natural habitat is disturbed, but can be defeated in less than five minutes with the artifact that he keeps about two rooms away from his room.



Author:   Dudeguy
Date:   May 24, 06 at 3:12am (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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Mobglor

Race: Moblin

Description: Stands in a room all day with his moblin friend and stares at the door waiting for Link to come in. Once Link enters the room, Mobglor acts as he has just seen a ghost and runs about rampantly. After he is defeated, Mobglor explodes into a pile of dust, but magically reconstructs himself once Link exits the room.



Author:   Dio
Date:   May 24, 06 at 3:14am (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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Name: Unknown

Race: Unknown NPC (Looks like a foreigner)
Description: Wanders Hyrule Field all day and all night long looking for a way home. Talk to him and he says, "Hmm, how do I get home?"




Author:   Mario_1
Date:   May 24, 06 at 7:08pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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Lezeas (pronounced Lay-zay-Ass)

A fat couch potato warlock who stays in the west wing of his castle, slacking off, drinking potions, and watching the SuperBowl on his crystal ball. His demon knights have to do all the work for him.



Author:   AngryBalrog
Date:   May 25, 06 at 1:42am (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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Zelda
Race: Hylian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Description: Wears a pink dress and a tiara. Is the princess of Hyrule and is well-versed in ancient Hylian lore. Hobbies include cross-dressing, gettin kidnapped, and exploring her budding sexuality in poorly written fanfics.



Author:   the_gerudo_warrior
Date:   May 25, 06 at 3:29am (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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AngryBalrog, You are supposed to make up your own.
But that was pretty funny!



Author:   Barmy Brat
Date:   May 25, 06 at 6:42am (PST)
Subject:   re: Make your own Zelda character
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Name: Rupturia

Race: Hylian NPC

Description: When you talk to him, he stares at you in horror, pointing and screaming, before his body violently erupts in a shower of blood and Hylian Dust. Bottle some of this dust and give it to the right person to get 50 Rupees!



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