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Author:   BaDaZzBoOzIe
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 9:17am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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Whelan i was playing split-screen with a buddy on that mission, i laughed so hard i literally pee'd myself >.<



Author:   Avalith
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 12:47pm (PST)
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quote Whelan
I will hang myself from my own tombstone / if within you, I cannot put my bone."
Sounds legit. You should try that line out sometime while you're super busy with uni.



Author:   AznLiquid
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 12:52pm (PST)
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Love how the Loaders often say "first law disabled" when they engage you. Which is a reference to Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics. The first law states, "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."



Author:   MLongfellowDeeds
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 4:17pm (PST)
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quote AznLiquid
Love how the Loaders often say "first law disabled" when they engage you. Which is a reference to Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics. The first law states, "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
Never noticed that! Very neat...Gearbox definitely did their homework for this game.



Author:   the_FAMAS_pro
Date:   Oct 06, 12 at 3:52pm (PST)
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quote Eiche
I once walked into an area and overheard two psychos talking to each other. Don't remember exactly what was said, but it was pretty interesting. Ended with, "NO! Mommy loved us both! Mommy loved us BOTH!"
Yeah heard that last night. "SHE DIED FOR US BOTH!". And of course, Claptrap's lines are pretty hilarious sometimes.



Author:   VerticalHorizon
Date:   Oct 06, 12 at 5:11pm (PST)
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Some of the Hyperion announcements in their labs and in Opportunity are pretty funny.

"Littering is punishing by death. And if you didn't know that, complaining about Opportunity's laws is considered verbal littering"

Stupid, but I laughed.



Author:   Coi Cki
Date:   Oct 06, 12 at 10:32pm (PST)
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I just heard a Goliath say "Let's make face babies."



Author:   SxBuzzkill
Date:   Oct 06, 12 at 11:50pm (PST)
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I had a psycho run at me yelling "SSEEEEEEEMMMEEEEEENNNNNNN" ... i had to stop playing, it shook me up so bad.



Author:   Toonami
Date:   Oct 07, 12 at 11:11am (PST)
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Setting a Rat on fire "I. SMELL. DELICIOUS"



Author:   Coi Cki
Date:   Oct 07, 12 at 11:25am (PST)
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quote Coi Cki
I just heard a Goliath say "Let's make face babies."
I think now that ^ was actually two Goliaths talking at the same time, as I heard another one say "Let's make face gravy", as he charged at me...



Author:   xxT0MM3Yxx
Date:   Oct 07, 12 at 2:23pm (PST)
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I have heard one of the civilians in Sanctuary saying I Once killed Crawmerax with my pinkie toe



Author:   Rayxanber
Date:   Oct 07, 12 at 5:35pm (PST)
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Random Marauder w/ shotgun: "SHOTGU-U-U-UN RHINOPLASTY!" in a weird country-boy accent lol.



Author:   Shave ya Head
Date:   Oct 10, 12 at 9:54am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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"Reach for the Sky" - Buzzards

"The completionist in me is like, 'YEAAAAAAAAH'" - Gaige(The Mechromancer)



Author:   MLongfellowDeeds
Date:   Oct 10, 12 at 10:01am (PST)
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I used to be a Vault Hunter like you, until I took a bullet to the knee.


Heard this one in Moxxi's bar...not surprised at all Gearbox threw this saying in the game.



Author:   Shave ya Head
Date:   Oct 16, 12 at 4:36am (PST)
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Reviving this cos i heard another that made me smile.

"Yeaaaaaaaah, i owed him money" - Combat Engineer after killing one of his work colleagues(Another Combat Engineer)


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