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Author:   overlordlaharl134
Date:   Sep 29, 12 at 4:18pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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quote Shinobi_razor
I LOLed when Scooter said something about a guy eating a whole car. With a fork.
I believe that qoute goes something like "Yeah Earl is alittle crazy. He ate one of my cars once, yeah.....the whole car......with like a fork."



Author:   Scott Cee
Date:   Sep 29, 12 at 4:38pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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"Give me back my hit points!"
Some psycho.



Author:   RatedRViper
Date:   Sep 29, 12 at 5:04pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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When axton gets a kill and says something like 'like a boss'. I cant remember exactly though. It was a troll saying though.... And i believe it was bcuz of the turret gettin a kill



Author:   CAGarber
Date:   Sep 29, 12 at 7:10pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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I like putting the turret down and hearing axton say "could you stand in front of this?"



Author:   Shinobi_razor
Date:   Sep 30, 12 at 12:12am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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quote overlordlaharl134
quote Shinobi_razor
I LOLed when Scooter said something about a guy eating a whole car. With a fork.
I believe that qoute goes something like "Yeah Earl is alittle crazy. He ate one of my cars once, yeah.....the whole car......with like a fork."
yes. Earl is the black market guy right? he definitely seems a bit unstable lol.



Author:   Shadow of Death
Date:   Sep 30, 12 at 1:18am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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quote Shinobi_razor
quote overlordlaharl134
quote Shinobi_razor
I LOLed when Scooter said something about a guy eating a whole car. With a fork.
I believe that qoute goes something like "Yeah Earl is alittle crazy. He ate one of my cars once, yeah.....the whole car......with like a fork."
yes. Earl is the black market guy right? he definitely seems a bit unstable lol.
Well, his name IS "Crazy Earl" (bit of a giveaway I should think), and he's a shut in basically.

I'm not sure, but I think he eats the Eridium or something XD



Author:   George2
Date:   Sep 30, 12 at 5:47am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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It made me laugh when I killed an enemy and heard "Ahhhh! I was just about to pay off the house!"



Author:   Eiche
Date:   Sep 30, 12 at 8:03am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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WILL YOU MARROW ME?

Have you ever been strangled with your own intestines?




Author:   CAGarber
Date:   Oct 01, 12 at 6:33am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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Heard a Goliath say "I'm wearing Crocs!"



Author:   DedValve
Date:   Oct 01, 12 at 8:35am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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"I think I have turbo-cancer"

"deal with it"



Author:   Paper Fox
Date:   Oct 01, 12 at 1:47pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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Randy Pitchford does the voice of Crazy Earl

Near the start of the game, when Claptrap loses his eye, he talks to you and says something along the lines of:

"Youre the vault hunter with the brawn. And the guns. And the power of sight. Which is exactly what you want out of a minion, really. That's like, three of the top four things one generally wants out of a minion. You'll figure out the fourth when the time is right. The fourth is pizzazz."

And when a Goliath comes out: "Killing time!"
When the Goliath dies: "Dying time!"



Author:   Shave ya Head
Date:   Oct 01, 12 at 2:09pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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"Cool story Bro" - Axton

"That was a tremor caused by Jacks machines, he's gonna rip the planet apart. Either that, or your Mom just got out of bed, ZING!"

"Alons-y!" - Claptrap

"Geronimo" - Loading Screen

(Last 2 are Doctor Who References)



Author:   Scott Cee
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 1:25am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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"Catch a guuuun! ...never doing that again."
- Marcus



Author:   BaDaZzBoOzIe
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 8:48am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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i've been playing as my Gunzerker lately allowing me to run into crowds duel wielding my shiz, i ran into a group of psycho's and heard 1 scream out "I WANT YOUR BABIES!!" and another psycho replied with "I'LL EAT THOSE BABIES!!"



Author:   Whelan
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 9:03am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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"Herein is Scooter's poem for you Daisy. Here we go. Daisy, I like you a whole lot / More than that bandit liked spoonin' that ro-bot. / You are a diamond in the rough / Or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff. / I will hang myself from my own tombstone / if within you, I cannot put my bone."


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