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Author:   Shinobi_razor
Date:   Sep 25, 12 at 4:25pm (PST)
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I LOLed when Scooter said something about a guy eating a whole car. With a fork.



Author:   BrokenKnights
Date:   Sep 25, 12 at 9:01pm (PST)
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This was AWESOME:





Author:   CAGarber
Date:   Sep 25, 12 at 11:54pm (PST)
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"You're worse than a damn midget!" My favorite lines seem to come from Nomads... especially during a nice slaughterdome session.



Author:   KR_1250
Date:   Sep 26, 12 at 12:29am (PST)
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Best one i have heard by far:

"I am gonna wear your face like a condom"

Awesome.



Author:   Whelan
Date:   Sep 26, 12 at 3:44am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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quote TheWickerman101
"This is gonna be wunna them moments…..CATCH A RIIIIIIIDDEEEEEE!"
Just had this quote just now. Scooter is just the best character imo



Author:   xxT0MM3Yxx
Date:   Sep 26, 12 at 5:58am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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When Salvador goes into gunzerk - IT'S TIME TO OVER COMPENSATE!!!



Author:   KR_1250
Date:   Sep 26, 12 at 6:01am (PST)
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I quite like it when Axton throws his turret and calls it "the Mrs" or his girlfriend LOL.

But my favourite is when he casually says "Here, stand infront of this"



Author:   CAGarber
Date:   Sep 26, 12 at 7:56am (PST)
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"I'LL MAKE A COAT OUT OF YOU!" also, The mission where you help Scooter write a poem... the ending is just priceless. And the entire claptrap birthday bash.



Author:   TheWickerman101
Date:   Sep 26, 12 at 7:44pm (PST)
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"Sup."



Author:   Vicarious
Date:   Sep 26, 12 at 9:55pm (PST)
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quote TheWickerman101
"Sup."
Hmm don't think I remember that one lol. ;D

"BODUNKADUNKS"



Author:   Avalith
Date:   Sep 26, 12 at 11:35pm (PST)
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Just got another one:

"But I'm a badass..."



Author:   Scott Cee
Date:   Sep 27, 12 at 1:47am (PST)
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All from Zer0:

What was that speed bump / That fell under my tires / Was that thing alive?

That is called roadkill / Not the cleverest of words / But appropriate

How hilarious / You just set off my trapcard / Your death approaches

I am bored as hell / I would like to kill something / Can we friggin' go?

What is the hold up? / Is someone in the bathroom? / Are you on the phone?


And, of course, every word that comes out of Tiny Tina.



Author:   Shave ya Head
Date:   Sep 28, 12 at 5:12am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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"Workers are reminded not to mess around with the creatures in the facility unless they are bored"

CAGarber Any chance you could change the name of the thread to something more appropriate? Just because visitors to the forum might not realise this is a thread for funny quotes in the game. At least put "Post funny quotes you've heard in here"



Author:   Mouldy Cheese
Date:   Sep 28, 12 at 7:20am (PST)
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I'm pretty sure I heard a psycho say "PLUTO'S NOT EVEN A REAL PLANET" or something of the like today. How did they come up with all this stuff? They probably just got absolutely hammered and jumped in front of a microphone.



Author:   CAGarber
Date:   Sep 29, 12 at 3:45pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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quote 4 Aces
"Workers are reminded not to mess around with the creatures in the facility unless they are bored"

CAGarber Any chance you could change the name of the thread to something more appropriate? Just because visitors to the forum might not realise this is a thread for funny quotes in the game. At least put "Post funny quotes you've heard in here"
There ya go BROseph


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