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Author:   CAGarber
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 5:46pm (PST)
Subject:   Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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Just starting a thread for us all to share some of the insults we've noticed from various enemies. My favorite one happened to me yesterday, it was a Nomad and as he's walking out of a building he yells with a southern accent: "You're nothing but a Midget-Loving Taint Sack" I was howling! What things along these lines have you all heard?

This message was edited on 2012-09-29T15:44:57-07:00.



Author:   Eiche
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 5:49pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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I once walked into an area and overheard two psychos talking to each other. Don't remember exactly what was said, but it was pretty interesting. Ended with, "NO! Mommy loved us both! Mommy loved us BOTH!"



Author:   Vicarious
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 5:54pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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You're gonna be my new meat bicycle!

Heard it a million times but is still funny.



Author:   Eiche
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 5:57pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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"I wonder what it's like to have a belly button?"

"Sorry, but whenever Claptrap speaks I feel as if my brain cells are committing suicide..."




Author:   Axe
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 6:12pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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Do bland old combat lines count too?

"THROWING GRENADE. *blasts arm off* THROWING GRENADE WITH OTHER HAND."



Author:   Shinobi_razor
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 6:44pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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Just whatever Handsome Jack says mostly. Butt Stallion :laugh:

This message was edited on 2012-09-22T19:09:04-07:00.



Author:   Eiche
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 7:32pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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Read these in a loader voice, as it's from the robo-gun:

"Why have we stopped firing?"
"DIEDIEDIE"
"More ammo. Yay."

Idk why but it kills me.

Also, I agree on some of the things Handsome Jack says, butt stallion is awesome. xD




Author:   Nagare
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 10:07pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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I laugh at almost everything these enemies say at least the first five times through. The Goliath's are great when they ask if I've ever choked on my intestines and the psychos when they say they smell me with their teeth.



Author:   Vicarious
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 10:51pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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I burned a midget earlier and he said "I smell soooo good".



Author:   Shinobi_razor
Date:   Sep 23, 12 at 12:21am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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one thing that creeps me out is when an enemy says something like "i need another head for my carousel, your head looks pretty!" or something. WTF does that even mean?



Author:   Vicarious
Date:   Sep 23, 12 at 12:28am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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quote Shinobi_razor
one thing that creeps me out is when an enemy says something like "i need another head for my carousel, your head looks pretty!" or something. WTF does that even mean?
Hey man they are psychos, it doesn't have to make any sense. Lol



Author:   Rayxanber
Date:   Sep 23, 12 at 6:36am (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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Raging Goliaths : "I want to see you on your GOD DAMN KNEES!!!"

I peed a little. D;



Author:   Avalith
Date:   Sep 23, 12 at 7:33am (PST)
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Author:   SuggZugg
Date:   Sep 23, 12 at 9:02am (PST)
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"STAIRS??!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!"
I seriously fell out of my chair because I was laughing so hard at that.




Author:   CAGarber
Date:   Sep 23, 12 at 4:13pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Funny things you've heard around Pandora....
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hear alot of "MEAT PUPPETS" lol this was all over the first one too lol.


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