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Author:   Kybur
Date:   Oct 08, 12 at 10:47am (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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"There's little time, Vault Hunter. Roland is in danger. You need to GET ON YOUR GODDAMN KNEES."



Author:   midevilchoppers
Date:   Oct 08, 12 at 3:29pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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I was in opprotunity and in all the choas and carnage i heard " ughhhh i am not going to make it home tell my wife she is a bitch" LMAO at this one.



Author:   MLongfellowDeeds
Date:   Oct 09, 12 at 5:52pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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quote Kybur
"There's little time, Vault Hunter. Roland is in danger. You need to GET ON YOUR GODDAMN KNEES."
Soda. All over my keyboard.



Author:   Shadowtek
Date:   Oct 09, 12 at 11:02pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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just a little longer Get your captions in!




Author:   oni_hero
Date:   Oct 10, 12 at 9:01am (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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"I know I betrayed you twice but I still have feelings and name calling hurts....."



Author:   Shave ya Head
Date:   Oct 10, 12 at 9:35am (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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Introducing the fiddlecub, the only gun that makes the Gamespot logo appear on screen while holding it.



Author:   Shadowtek
Date:   Oct 11, 12 at 7:09pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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Here You Go

1.
quote Ditnopota
Ah, I see you've found the exclusive ingame item 'Beer Goggles'. Very useful for... integration.
2.
quote Scott Cee
Executing Rageshift.
3.
quote RatedRViper
Hey sexy, wanna see what its like in bed with a Raging Goon Goliath?




Author:   Ditnopota
Date:   Oct 11, 12 at 7:16pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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And we're off



Author:   Vicarious
Date:   Oct 11, 12 at 8:42pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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Awesome to see this going so smoothly! Great job everyone.



Author:   Mortal Wombat
Date:   Oct 11, 12 at 8:56pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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The bandit's donation bin wasn't turning out so well.
It was mostly full of headless midgets...



Author:   DedValve
Date:   Oct 11, 12 at 9:25pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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Ohhhh my god it's in my mouth! You guys it's in my mouth!



Author:   Scott Cee
Date:   Oct 12, 12 at 1:10am (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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"It's, ah, more of a... suggestion than an actual rule."



Author:   Shadow of Death
Date:   Oct 12, 12 at 5:10am (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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"Seems legit"

Alternatively: "We also accept shields, grenades (please leave pin in), eridium, and/or money."

Ded Valve - Am I missing a joke here?



Author:   DedValve
Date:   Oct 12, 12 at 6:25am (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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quote Shadow of Death
"Seems legit"

Alternatively: "We also accept shields, grenades (please leave pin in), eridium, and/or money."

Ded Valve - Am I missing a joke here?
It's what Geige says when she's been slagged. She says it constantly though.




Author:   RatedRViper
Date:   Oct 12, 12 at 6:46pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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Uhmm. Ill just put this thing, that Tiny Tina gave me, in there...


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