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Author:   Vicarious
Date:   Sep 20, 12 at 9:45pm (PST)
Subject:   Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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Well this is my first time to ever host one of these or even join in one so hopefully I can get this all right. I will post a picture and for about 3 days we will all post our best caption on the photo. Try to be as funny or witty as possible, even though none of you are and at the end of those three days the winner of the last round will say their favorite caption and that will be the winner then so on and so forth. I will judge the first round .

I will start this out then:



GO!





Author:   Skyler_x_Mandy
Date:   Sep 20, 12 at 10:19pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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FEED HIM!... or is it her? Well, anyway, FEED HIM!!



Author:   Vicarious
Date:   Sep 21, 12 at 11:17am (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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Come on guys don't be scared.



Author:   bobbpugg5
Date:   Sep 21, 12 at 11:29am (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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{That's not a heart tattoo, it's a melted Snickers bar she couldn't reach.}



Author:   Shadow of Death
Date:   Sep 21, 12 at 12:36pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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TBH, can't say I much care for the choice of image. It's too plain, just a picture of a character in the game.

Ellie? Why are you looking at me like that? You're not imagining me as a steak again are you?

Ellie: Chicken, actually.



Author:   Vicarious
Date:   Sep 21, 12 at 12:39pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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Only image I could think of at the time.



Author:   Shadowtek
Date:   Sep 21, 12 at 6:20pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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"Im more woman than you can handle"



Author:   CAGarber
Date:   Sep 21, 12 at 10:24pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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"What you waitin for? Catch a Riiiiiide!"



Author:   N64
Date:   Sep 21, 12 at 10:38pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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"This is why we have beer goggles.."



Author:   Shave ya Head
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 5:33am (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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Ellie: Cheer up son, your face is sagging more than ma titties.



Author:   Foquinha
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 5:54am (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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after finding out she wasn't a playable character in Borderlands 2, Lilith fell into a spiral of depression, gorging on deep fried skags to numb the unbearable pain....



Author:   Vicarious
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 1:50pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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Today is the final day for this round and then I skill pick the winner! If anyone else has anything funny to say get it out now! You can post more than one comment a round.



Author:   xxT0MM3Yxx
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 8:46pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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Vault hunter : After meeting your daughter Moxxi, the only tips I have are to keep your legs closed and hide the fried chicken.



Author:   Shadowtek
Date:   Sep 22, 12 at 9:17pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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OMG! You smell like chocolate!



Author:   Ditnopota
Date:   Sep 23, 12 at 2:33am (PST)
Subject:   re: Borderlands 2 Caption Contest!
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Surprised that the overalls actually fit over all.


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