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Author:   RandomHeroJr
Date:   Apr 06, 12 at 8:32am (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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If this is a joke thread, maybe it should be in the title...I came in thinking somebody was just bashing the game without having played it (for obvious reasons).

Good thing I read the posts. :L




Author:   Cammi_Cakes
Date:   Apr 06, 12 at 7:52pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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62. The Knee of Justice is nerfed even more.
63. All characters get partnered up Ice Climbers style.
63. The game becomes live action.
64. The Wii U has no Gamecube controller port (or equivalent).
65. The entire roster becomes a dumping ground for Fifth Gen Pokemon.



Author:   jerry04
Date:   Apr 07, 12 at 6:39pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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PwnageMaster67

srry i wasnt clear, i know sakurai made all the smash games, the difference was that for brawl he was too engrossed with the idea of "including everyone" meaning to include the casual gamers into a naturally competitive game. The idea sounded awesome but it seemed that the competitive community got slapped in the face when sakurai made changes to fit the casual players in (hence my reasonings from before). And if you hadn't known this, he virtually made the game himself with little help from his crew. Meaning he did the character designs, the storyline, the music and stage design, and most importantly (which is where the butt of the joke lies) the debugging. Thats where his major fault lied and why i JOKINGLY mentioned his name.

Now for mewtwo, i never mentioned the word "fans" in my spiel from earlier, so he must be referring to u. If not then he misunderstood (which i noticed you corrected). I dont understand why a website was created to get mewtwo off the roster for SSBB if so thats the dumbest thing i ever heard in my life (my opinion obviously). And "everyone" isnt a small group of 200 people with a dumb obsession to get rid of a character. And calling an insignificant portion of people "fans" compared to tens of thousands that plays super smash bros who arent as bold as they were is beyond idiotic. Also i dont give a rats ass if everyone in the world wanted mewtwo gone, i will still want to see him in SSB4. He doesnt have to be good *cough* ganondorf *cough* to be able to go into a sequal. If i want mewtwo back i want him back, get off my grill already!

P.S 67. Goldeen actually does OHKO when sprayed by water...



Author:   SonicFire
Date:   Apr 08, 12 at 8:38pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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I'd appreciate it if you guys kept your counterproductive discussion outside of the thread instead of derailing it. :I




Author:   bbb7002004
Date:   Apr 09, 12 at 7:05pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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Oh noes, actual discussion in a joke thread? I'd say that counts as reason number 68.



Author:   Boreas
Date:   Apr 09, 12 at 7:20pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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69. bbb7002004 becomes playable :D



Author:   bbb7002004
Date:   Apr 10, 12 at 6:53am (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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70. bbb gets banned from tourneys for being god tier.



Author:   The masked man
Date:   Apr 11, 12 at 2:49pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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71. Nintendo will Refuse to put any new non-Nintendo characters into the game, which will enrage fans.
72. Nintendo will finally give in and add non-Nintendo characters into the game, which will enrage fans.



Author:   mattardis
Date:   Apr 12, 12 at 6:21am (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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73. mlp:fim characters will be added, causing a brony VS haters war.



Author:   RegalBryant
Date:   Apr 12, 12 at 8:33am (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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quote Cammi_Cakes
62. The Knee of Justice is nerfed even more.
63. All characters get partnered up Ice Climbers style.
63. The game becomes live action.
64. The Wii U has no Gamecube controller port (or equivalent).
65. The entire roster becomes a dumping ground for Fifth Gen Pokemon.
What do you mean by "live action"?



Author:   Cammi_Cakes
Date:   Apr 12, 12 at 9:06pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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quote RegalBryant
quote Cammi_Cakes
62. The Knee of Justice is nerfed even more.
63. All characters get partnered up Ice Climbers style.
63. The game becomes live action.
64. The Wii U has no Gamecube controller port (or equivalent).
65. The entire roster becomes a dumping ground for Fifth Gen Pokemon.
What do you mean by "live action"?
The characters are played by real people.



Author:   Miju500
Date:   Apr 14, 12 at 1:29am (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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74. instead of holding B you hold the power button for final smash
75. magikarp will be unlockable
76. snapshots will be stored on nintendo 3ds camera
77. olimar will wield ganon's sword
78. players using 3ds download-play will become shy guy
79. you will need to use circle pad, d-pad, touchscreen, and letter buttons simultaneously
80. masterpieces will return
81. peach's peaches
82. you will need to catch approaching challengers in a pok├ęball



Author:   KirbyHyrule
Date:   Apr 15, 12 at 1:53am (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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All I have to say is...

*bleep* Jigglypuff




Author:   Subtle
Date:   Apr 15, 12 at 8:36pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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#83 It won't be Super Smash Bros Melee so it'll be terrible.

#84 It'll give Meta Knight two swords, effectively doubling his speed.

EDIT: Wait what. There's a discussion going on in here ?



Author:   Miju500
Date:   Apr 28, 12 at 4:05pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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85. the wii u version will be overdosingly better than the 3ds one


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