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Author:   SonicFire
Date:   Feb 05, 12 at 4:32am (PST)
Subject:   10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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1. Extended character roster but *insert character here* will be missing and the fanboys will rage

2. Extended stage list but *insert absurdly large and gay stage here* will once again have to be banned

3. The online will suck

4. It's made by nintendo

5. There is going to be yet another game-breaking character/move that will ruin the competitive scene (as you see The Jiggz has done so in maylay cause it's boring as hell to watch her unless it's Mango's and it's evident in brawl with Superknight)

6. The fun items will be removed (soccer ball <33333 )

7. Less room for The Jiggz with all the extra garbage that's going to be added

8. Planking is an ongoing and popular AT, one which I am a proud user of, and will be even gayer in the next smash

9. There will be no option to switch items on/off

10. There is probably going to be an extension of the SSE/another phail story mode will be made

What reasons do you think will make the next smash suck [even more] :I?

yus ;I




Author:   DedValve
Date:   Feb 05, 12 at 8:49am (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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I lold.

11) airtripping will be implemented to now screw you in the air.

12) the person that dies too much will automatically be given a win

13) pokemonz will still have a large roster and capt. Falcon will still just have his manly manliness

14) Krystal will have landmaster

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Author:   Fury
Date:   Feb 05, 12 at 6:46pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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Lol @ air tripping. Random gusts of wind come by and force you into helpless mode.



Author:   PwnageMaster67
Date:   Feb 06, 12 at 12:04am (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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15 Captain Falcon will, once again, be nerfed.

16 Noobs will rage when Slippy gets in.



Author:   bbb7002004
Date:   Feb 08, 12 at 1:06am (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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17. Blue shell is introduced, automatically kills player with the best record.

18. It will be too similar to Brawl, and hence not competitive and lazy on the part of the developer.

19. It will be too different from Brawl, ruining all the technique and experience you've trained so hard for and being less fun.



Author:   X Naut Shroober
Date:   Feb 17, 12 at 7:10pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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20. The roster is vastly expanded but includes things like generic enemies, random supporting characters, Slippy, and Tingle.

21. The roster is cut DOWN to JUST Mario, Link, Kirby, and Pikachu.

22. Everyone is the exactly the same in every respect except for the model and other aesthetics, making it completely balanced but completely unvaried and completely lazy.

23. Pokeballs and Assist Trophies are removed in favor of single Goldeen/Magikarp/Feebas item and Mr. Resetti respectively.

24. Each stage is an Icicle Mountain / Rumble Falls clone.

25. Plagued by bugs and glitches.

26. Final Smashes and Dragoon pieces can never be off.

27. It becomes a generic 3-D fighter.




Author:   The masked man
Date:   Mar 06, 12 at 7:20pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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28.People will enevenatly be dissapointed at whatever nintendo does.
29.Golden Sun will be ignored again.
30.Stages will be able to instant kill people it chooses not to like.
31.All final smashes will be turned into Land Master



Author:   bbb7002004
Date:   Mar 07, 12 at 6:49am (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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32. The entire supporting cast from Sonic The Hedgehog is playable

*shutters*



Author:   Cammi_Cakes
Date:   Mar 07, 12 at 8:52pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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33. Ganondork will still only use his sword for taunt.



Author:   Ibarra75
Date:   Mar 08, 12 at 4:52pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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34. Captain Ganon returns



Author:   The masked man
Date:   Mar 08, 12 at 7:09pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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quote SonicFire


5. There is going to be yet another game-breaking character/move that will ruin the competitive scene (as you see The Jiggz has done so in maylay cause it's boring as hell to watch her unless it's Mango's and it's evident in brawl with Superknight)

7. Less room for The Jiggz with all the extra garbage that's going to be added

8. Planking is an ongoing and popular AT, one which I am a proud user of, and will be even gayer in the next smash




What the hell does any of this mean? its makes no freakin sence



Author:   SonicFire
Date:   Mar 08, 12 at 10:58pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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I would say neither did that second part of your post but my post actually made sense and thus it would imply that I'm agreeing with your thinking my post not making sense :I

If you knew anything about the competitive scenes of Smash Bros. Melee and or Brawl (which btw I mentioned in #5) you would have a clue as to what I was referring to in my first post but I'll explain anyway I:

#5 refers to the competitive scene of Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl and pro players that use Jigglypuff [Melee] (Mango being the best user of It) and pro players that use Metaknight [Brawl], both characters having representation by players that have an incredibly boring play-style, which refers to #8, planking, a technique where the user of either Jiggz [Melee] or Metaknight [Brawl] will stall the timer by avoiding contact with the foe as much as possible and or repeatedly re-grabbing the edge, and with both characters being one of the best if not the best characters in their respective games, it's near impossible to prevent them from planking, unless the opponent is also using said character ;I

/hopes he's not seriously asking for an explanation of #7 xI




Author:   bloodyvamp
Date:   Mar 09, 12 at 5:55am (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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Are all of these reasons true? Like, are they actually in the game, or are you guys guessing or predicting?



Author:   bbb7002004
Date:   Mar 09, 12 at 6:27am (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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Its a joke thread, coming up with outlandish reasons that the game could be bad. Not something to take serious.



Author:   ims2golfer
Date:   Mar 10, 12 at 4:30pm (PST)
Subject:   re: 10 reasons why the new smash will suck
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SonicFire You should change the thread title to 1001 reasons the new smash will suck
lets see if we can get to 1001 before the game comes out
#35 Gets rid of BR.


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