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Author:   DedValve
Date:   Nov 07, 08 at 10:51pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Is there such thing as a "legit" john? :D
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Well I can't believe nobody posted this "rain" (trying to replaxe johning with raining D: )

"You were Capt. Falcon"


Lol, but the only legit "rain" (gawd it sucks but johns do "rain"on your parade lol)

is Online lag.

Other than that a spamming Meta

Or say getting rusty??

That to I guess to some extent can work.

Or when sometimes your controller is acting up where you have to dissconnect reconnect it in order for it to work again. (like constantly going left even when your not touching the controller!!)





Author:   Defunct
Date:   Nov 08, 08 at 12:02pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Is there such thing as a "legit" john? :D
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Johns got its name from a semi-pro smash player called john who'd always make stupid excuses everytime he lost. The smash community kinda stuck with it since....



Author:   Onyx_Wolf
Date:   Nov 08, 08 at 6:50pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Is there such thing as a "legit" john? :D
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when you trying to recover and random lag hits you and you fail to recover. I guees thats a pretty legit jhon online.
Offline though I would have to say listening to someone talking when your playing but thats why there's a pause button.



Author:   SSBB Girl
Date:   Sep 14, 12 at 7:42pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Is there such thing as a "legit" john? :D
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-lag
-you're a few tiers lower
-parents/siblings/pets
-electricity went out
-you're tired



Author:   stabbedbyahippie
Date:   Sep 20, 12 at 12:21am (PST)
Subject:   re: Is there such thing as a "legit" john? :D
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cold hands

broken controller

those are the only common ones that are legit



Author:   Sephiroth25
Date:   Oct 18, 12 at 11:46am (PST)
Subject:   re: Is there such thing as a "legit" john? :D
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- Things not making sense in the game
- Hungry
- Not ready
- Cold dick

All 100% legitimate.



Author:   RegalBryant
Date:   Oct 20, 12 at 9:57am (PST)
Subject:   re: Is there such thing as a "legit" john? :D
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My controller ran out of power.



Author:   RaptorTEC
Date:   Nov 06, 12 at 8:51am (PST)
Subject:   re: Is there such thing as a "legit" john? :D
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My friend once johned that his leg was itchy after he lost. Seems legit.



Author:   Shadic Hearts
Date:   Nov 06, 12 at 1:44pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Is there such thing as a "legit" john? :D
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Some inexplicable force that makes you drop your controller.It's happened to me.


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