Author: Sprite Guru
Date: Oct 27, 12 at 7:35pm (PST)
Subject: Pokemon Green Sprites
These are my opinions on the sprites.
The link below, is to a website with all the green sprites.
NOTE: If you see any mispelled words, it does not mean that I am not a good speller. I am awesome at spelling. I just mispell for the extra effect.
Ivysaur: You took of your back plant thing, and walked on the street, got run over, and put it back on.
Venusaur: I see you haven't healed from the running-over, yet.
Charmeleon: U mad bro?
Charizard: U R mad bro!
Squirtle: HUG MEEEZZZ!!!
Wartortle: HARDY HAR HAR
Blastoise: HARDY HAR HAR
Butterfree: AHH!!! HUGE MUTANT BUTTERFLY!
Weedle: Slinky 2...
Kakuna: U didnt no that I had claws did u?
Beedrill: Bee dance!
Pidgey: How do I see anything?
Pidgeot: I TEAR UR HEAD OFF!!!
Spearow: Ugly Duckling.
Ekans: I have a bill? What next, a mad face on my belly?
Arbok: I have a mad face on my belly? Well at least I don't have a bill.
Pikachu: EXTREMELY OBESE SINCE 1995!
Sandslash: What... the... ****?
Nidoran(F): What... the...
Nidoqueen: KING KONG MIXED WITH RABBIT/PORCUPINE THING!
Nidoran(M): My nose...
Nidorino: Grrr I battle you
Nidoking: KING KONG MIXED WITH RABBIT/PORCUPINE THING RETURNS!
Clefairy: What the...?
Clefable: Play with the pink, fairy vampire!
ninetales: Excuse me while I exhale my foul breath.
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff; No sleep since 1997!
Wigglytuff: RUN CHILDREN, RUN!
Oddish: Derpy... dance!
gloom: Sleeping since 1997!
Vileplume: RUN AROMA GIRLS, RUN!
Paras: So much derpiness...
Parasect: ....creepy stare...
Venonat: Derpy stare.
Venomoth: HUGE MUTANT BUTTERFLY RETURNS!
Dugtrio: (all saying in unison) Awkward...
Persian: stuck on a fissure.
Psyduck: WHERE'S MY HEAD?!?!
Golduck: flippin u off, girl
Mankey: double flippin off!
Primeape: Scary stare!
Arcanine: Have you seen anything as glorious as that white, puffy thing in the sky?!?!
Poliwag: Crap. I have no arms.
Poliwrath: Muscle man!
Abra: Leeve me alo- zzzz
Kadabra: Do you see the power of... um... (looks around for things) of this spoon?!?!
Alakazam: I... I got two spoons, now!
Machop: Ran over 33 times in one day!
Machoke: Look ma, no fingers!
Machamp: Come at me, bro!
Bellsprout: DERPY PLANT
Weepinbell: DERPY PLANT
Victreebell: ....DERPY PLANT
Tentacool: My tentacles were cut short...
Tentacruel: Oddly staring...
Geodude: Look! I have a huge brain!
Graveler: Im'a getcha!
Golem: Golem, what's wrong with you?!?!?!
Ponyta: Shouldn't I be worried I'm on fire?
Rapidash: Ok, this is just unhealthy.
Slowpoke: PRESENTING THE PRINCE OF DERPINESS, DERPOKE II!
Slowbro: PRESENTING THE KING OF DERPINESS< DERPBRO III!
Magnemite: CaLcUlAtInG... tHeRe Is A sCrEw In My HeAd
Magneton: (all three saying theme almost at the same time, making it annoying) CaLcUlAtInG... tHeRe Is A sCrEw In My HeAd
Farfetchd: I was in Gen 1?
Dodrio: WTF is that?
Grimer: GETCHO HANDS IN DA AIR!
Muk: Sorry, my other arm doesn't exist.
Shellder: Tthhharry, my thung ith numb (Sorry, my tongue is numb)
Cloyster: Scared witless.
Gastly: Dang Graffiti!
Haunter: AH! Jeez, mom you scared me!
Gengar: Grandma, lay off the cookies.
Drowzee: Aww man no shows r on...
Hypno: Mr. Burns' twin.
Krabby and Kingler: Seafood Derp.
Voltorb and Electrode: Aren't I supposed to be only red and white?
Exeggcute: Dangit! Where did he go!
Exeggutor: I tink im higH
cubone: I will get my revenge.
Marowak: Why does skull-hat look like it's my actual head?
Hitmonlee: DIZZY KICK
Hitmonchan: My fists will protect me!
Lickitung: bubble gum
Koffing: FFRRRRREEEWWWW!! (gasps for air)
Weezing: FRRROROOOORRTTT (gasps for air)
Rhyhorn: So many sprites:
Rhydon: Huge headed monster.
Chansey: Come back again! (so i can kill your pokemanz)
Tangela: Dude, your hair!
Kangashkan: GAH! RETURN OF HUGE Headed pokemon!
Seadra: giv me sum munny, sir?
staryu: -blank face, while thinking about life-
Starmie: I becamez a jewel thief!
Mr. Mime: I still believe in magic!
Scyther: I CUT U
Jynx: H**KER ALERT!!
Electabuzz: u mad bro?
Magmar: u sad bro?
Pinsir: -tiny, unseeable eyes!-
Tauros: OH YEAH! KEEP WIPPIN! OH! YES! YES!
Magikarp: Brother of Derp prince, Derpoke.
Gyrados: Huge sea dragon. Only move? Splash.
Lapras: Mermaid H**KER!
Ditto: hi, grandpa!
Eevee: Cute fox... thing.
Vaporeon: Wait wut?
Flareon: On behalf of the world of pokemon, I kneel to you.
Porygon: Man made derp! Big difference, children.
Omanyte: I hide now.
Omastar: Dancing Class of '96
Kabuto: HOLY... WHAT IS THAT??!!??!!?
Kabutops: Looks my aunt without makeup. Ew.
Aerodactyl: Me, when Im mad.
Snorlax: Me when Im stressed.
Zapdos: i g-g-g-got sh-shocked
Moltres: Skinny bird No. 1
Dratini: BABY DRAGONZ
Dragonair: Rattlesnake mix with dragon?
Dragonite: Hi, do u has cookies?
Mew: And that kids, Is why you never listen to Lady Gaga's music. She/He is an alien from Mars.
THANKS FOR READING!
If you have read them all, you deserve the award for life-risking courage award.
Those jokes are sooooo horrible. Except for some of them. Kekeh...
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