Author: lesner
Date: Jul 26, 05 9:50am (PT)
Subject: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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So, what is everyones favourite family guy quote? I like this one from the episode screwed the pooch on season 3
Peter: Ok guys the game is five card poker.
Bill Gates: Are aces high or low?
Peter: They go boht ways.
Everyone: Ha Ha Ha Ha (laugh hysterically)
Mike: Ha Ha like a bi-sexual!
Mr Puterschmit: Thanks Mike that was the joke!
lesner
Author: Darknet
Date: Jul 26, 05 10:11am (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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"Now I want you boys to scream real loud into my ass"
"But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
Author: SimpleBurden
Date: Aug 29, 05 10:42pm (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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My favorite is:Some Guy? - Wait hold on a minute! You can have the boat, OR the mystery box!
Lois - *Snickers* Well take the...
Peter *Interupts* Hold on a minute Lois; a boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! *enthusiastic* It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those!
Lois - Then lets just take the...
Peter - Well take the box!
Author: Brewsky
Date: Aug 30, 05 8:07pm (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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quote SimpleBurden
Some Guy? - Wait hold on a minute! You can have the boat, OR the mystery box!
Lois - *Snickers* Well take the...
Peter *Interupts* Hold on a minute Lois; a boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! *enthusiastic* It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those!
Lois - Then lets just take the...
Peter - Well take the box!
yeah that is my favorite qotiue too.
Author: Theory of Chaos
Date: Sep 02, 05 2:25pm (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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Brian: Say something.
Stewie: What?
Brian: Anything! Just say something!
Stewie: Oh for god's shake. (Clears throat) Ye, and God said to Abraham, "You must kill your son, Isaic." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you. You have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is that better? Check, check. Check, check. Jerry, pull the higher node, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
Brain: Say something about my mother!
Stewie: Oh, yes. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't know her as a dog. But I did know her as a table.
Author: Brewsky
Date: Oct 01, 05 5:59pm (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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quote Theory of ChaosBrian: Say something.
Stewie: What?
Brian: Anything! Just say something!
Stewie: Oh for god's shake. (Clears throat) Ye, and God said to Abraham, "You must kill your son, Isaic." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you. You have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is that better? Check, check. Check, check. Jerry, pull the higher node, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
Brain: Say something about my mother!
Stewie: Oh, yes. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't know her as a dog. But I did know her as a table.
that one is ok but it is not the funniest.
Author: SHOT CALLER
Date: Oct 01, 05 6:02pm (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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quote Theory of ChaosI like that one. ^.^.Brian: Say something.
Stewie: What?
Brian: Anything! Just say something!
Stewie: Oh for god's shake. (Clears throat) Ye, and God said to Abraham, "You must kill your son, Isaic." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you. You have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is that better? Check, check. Check, check. Jerry, pull the higher node, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
Brain: Say something about my mother!
Stewie: Oh, yes. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't know her as a dog. But I did know her as a table.
Author: Brewsky
Date: Oct 01, 05 6:04pm (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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quote SHOT CALLERyeah i do to i would put in probably the best ten quotes of family guy i would put in at the 7th position it is really a good one.quote Theory of ChaosI like that one. ^.^.Brian: Say something.
Stewie: What?
Brian: Anything! Just say something!
Stewie: Oh for god's shake. (Clears throat) Ye, and God said to Abraham, "You must kill your son, Isaic." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you. You have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is that better? Check, check. Check, check. Jerry, pull the higher node, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
Brain: Say something about my mother!
Stewie: Oh, yes. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't know her as a dog. But I did know her as a table.
Author: Darknet
Date: Oct 01, 05 9:36pm (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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Brewsky, has anyone ever said you talk like Cleveland? Because you do....and its annoying.
Author: Brewsky
Date: Oct 02, 05 8:54am (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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haha.
Author: SHOT CALLER
Date: Oct 02, 05 9:37am (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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quote DarknetLOL.Brewsky, has anyone ever said you talk like Cleveland? Because you do....and its annoying.
Remember Cleveland in the Stewie Griffen untold story. He was talking even slower.
Author: Brewsky
Date: Oct 05, 05 4:35pm (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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quote SHOT CALLERya when they were all in the nursing home and it was also funny that quagmire was doing that head shake really slow the movie was a good part of the family guy.quote DarknetLOL.Brewsky, has anyone ever said you talk like Cleveland? Because you do....and its annoying.
Remember Cleveland in the Stewie Griffen untold story. He was talking even slower.
Author: fabman
Date: Feb 09, 06 3:05pm (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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I love the hole:
"how you coming along on that novel you've been writing, been working on that for quite some time now.... and so on"
from the bachelorette!
You gotta love how stewie disses brian.
"No you deserve some time off"
Author: TwilightPrince
Date: Jul 31, 06 8:58pm (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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quoteClassic Family Guy right there.Some Guy - Wait hold on a minute! You can have the boat, OR the mystery box!
Lois - *Snickers* We'll take the...
Peter *Interupts* Hold on a minute Lois; a boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! *enthusiastic* It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those!
Lois - Then lets just take the...
Peter - We'll take the box!
Author: croix
Date: Feb 06, 07 6:20am (PT)
Subject: re: Favourite Family Guy Quotes
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"Now I want you boys to scream real loud into my ass"