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Author:   Remedy
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 12:42am (PST)
Subject:   Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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It's been about 3 or 4 years since I had an argument/debate based on a battle between a Nile Crocodile VS a Great White Shark. This argument lasted for 3 hours between 11 of my buddies. Regardless of the "google" research we did and animal planet, both sides had completely different opinions on who would win in a match.

Basically, I believe the great white shark would win. Considering that the shark can weight up to around 4k LB and has jaws that can immediately crush a boat's propeller made of steel. Yes, I know the crocodile has the exterior hard as a bark tree, still wouldn't affect the jaws of a great white. They insist that the second the crocodile snaps at a fin or nose, it's game over.

Discuss.

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Author:   Chelskiman
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 12:52am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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No way. Croc would win easily. It has one of, if not the, most powerful bites in the animal kingdom. It's tail is also a very powerful weapon and if need be it could drag the shark to land where it would destroy it.



Author:   honorablesamurai
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 1:04am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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Yeah, I would say the croc. I've heard croc can bite with two tonnes of pressure. And a croc can go on land too. And instinctively the croc will their prey into tiny chunks of meat because they cannot chew, and if you got ripped into tiny pieces you would probably die.



Author:   Remedy
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 1:10am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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The great white reaches of speeds of 20 mph, it's basically a torpedo when it hits it's prey from the bottom of the ocean. One bite of from the jaws of a great white would split the crocodile into two.



Author:   magsasaka
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 2:57am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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nvm the bites the croc has a tougher armor



Author:   D3structor
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 3:02am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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Although Crocs look more badass, The Shark would be miles to quick for it. Also, the Croc has weak jaw muscles I heard, an elastic band is enough to keep it's mouth shut, so I'm rooting for the Shark.

Would be an epic battle to watch imo.




Author:   Chelskiman
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 3:07am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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quote D3structor
Also, the Croc has weak jaw muscles I heard, an elastic band is enough to keep it's mouth shut, so I'm rooting for the Shark.
Whilst that is true I don't think the shark would be bringing a few rubber bands along to the fight.



Author:   D3structor
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 3:08am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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Chelskiman aha you never know with these sharks!



Author:   Paranoid Android
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 8:36am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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The croc would win mainly because of its killing technique, "death roll".



Author:   Darknet
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 8:39am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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They had a simulation for this on Discovery. Basically, the Great White wins because he is more agile and maneuverable in water.



Author:   DjedwardSmith
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 8:47am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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Depends on environment (how close to land), angle of attack (head on or from side) and who initiates the attack.

Whoever bites first wins, basically.



Author:   harbin
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 8:47am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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Depends on the arena. If it's in the sea then the shark would win because the crocodile would drown assuming the shark can stop it from surfacing for air. If it was on land the crocodile would win because the shark would suffocate.

Land-sharks with lasers though is something I'd love to see.



Author:   goldensunmaster
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 8:52am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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This guy would win.



Author:   Krazyboys
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 8:54am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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Heres that animal planet video.





Author:   Xias
Date:   Jun 30, 13 at 9:29am (PST)
Subject:   re: Face off: The Joker VS Lex Luthor
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The croc merely adopted the water. The shark was born in it. Molded by it.


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