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Author:   hiigaran
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 12:24pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote Short Circuit
Maybe they could just import sperm from other countries if they don't have enough?
hey, if they are willing to pay for my baby gravy, ill pump the viagra and get mr. wiggly nice and sore by the end of the day



Author:   Short Circuit
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 12:27pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote hiigaran
quote Short Circuit
Maybe they could just import sperm from other countries if they don't have enough?
hey, if they are willing to pay for my baby gravy, ill pump the viagra and get mr. wiggly nice and sore by the end of the day
Yeah, good idea. They might even pay us, say, a dollar per load!

Think about the tens of dollars we've been throwing away every single day!



Author:   hiigaran
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 12:28pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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hey, even if it is just a dollar, id do it, but im pretty sure sperm banks pay you more than that per load. if the french are desperate, youd be getting even more!



Author:   MrGrimm
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 12:37pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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French history surprisingly has a lot of victories. From what I've read, the Franks (which are kinda like the ancestors of the French) were one of the German peoples from around there. They went west due to nomad hordes (mongols, vandals, etc) and ended up taking over much land that the Western Roman Empire lost.

Also supposedly conquered Britain at some point. Then the whole Napoleon thing.

I'm actually kinda interested in knowing how the French gained their reputation of losing battles and wars.

Oh well, too bad they'll all be gone in a few decades, shucks, guess I'll never know. :\



Author:   Lone Warrior
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 3:07pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote Short Circuit
I'm scared though, I really like lasagna! If we don't have French people anymore, who will make my lasagna in fifty years?
Italians?



Author:   Cashis
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 3:10pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote Lone Warrior
quote Short Circuit
I'm scared though, I really like lasagna! If we don't have French people anymore, who will make my lasagna in fifty years?
Italians?
looooool



Author:   Star of Spurs
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 3:40pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote hiigaran
quote Liverpool_96
quote hiigaran
oh well. what have the french done for us? they lose every war they get in, they smell, and they make shit cars
1 incorrect point there, they were victors of the first and Second World War, albeit with the help of Great Britain.
aha! they had aid! see? they cant win a war on their own!

unless its a civil war. then the least french faction wins.

themoreyouknow.jpg
Should be more like 'Murica and lose wars to the Vietnamese.



Author:   Dreadlock Holiday
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 4:35pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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I was going to bring up the French Foreign Legion, but then remembered that they get other nations to fight for them, those sneaky mo fo's!

Well I better visit France soon, hopefully the female to male ratio will start to tip towards the boobs. Aller de Francais! Seins sont si bon!




Author:   Zazomy
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 4:46pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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I have it on good authority that French girls at least are not shit in bed.





Author:   Dreadlock Holiday
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 4:51pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote Zazomy
I have it on good authority that French girls at least are not shit in bed.


You know it, what I wouldn't give for One night in Paris.

And NOT the one that carries a dog in her handbag, ughhh.




Author:   Zazomy
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 5:02pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote DreadlockHoliday
quote Zazomy
I have it on good authority that French girls at least are not shit in bed.


You know it, what I wouldn't give for One night in Paris.

And NOT the one that carries a dog in her handbag, ughhh.

Wait. That's a woman?





Author:   Superwalnut
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 5:04pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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No! I like their food!

But... That's all I like about them, sooo...



Author:   SC_adept
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 5:19pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote Zazomy
quote DreadlockHoliday
quote Zazomy
I have it on good authority that French girls at least are not shit in bed.


You know it, what I wouldn't give for One night in Paris.

And NOT the one that carries a dog in her handbag, ughhh.

Wait. That's a woman?


Haha, like either of you would say no .

Wonder what's causing this. It seems pretty interesting. Must be some form of radiation.



Author:   Zazomy
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 5:28pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote SC_adept
quote Zazomy
quote DreadlockHoliday
quote Zazomy
I have it on good authority that French girls at least are not shit in bed.


You know it, what I wouldn't give for One night in Paris.

And NOT the one that carries a dog in her handbag, ughhh.

Wait. That's a woman?


Haha, like either of you would say no .

Wonder what's causing this. It seems pretty interesting. Must be some form of radiation.
I'd say no. I have a beautiful girlfriend.





Author:   Short Circuit
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 10:44pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote Lone Warrior
quote Short Circuit
I'm scared though, I really like lasagna! If we don't have French people anymore, who will make my lasagna in fifty years?
Italians?
This is what happens when you're tired. Gah.


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