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Author:   harbin
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 9:16am (PST)
Subject:   French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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SAUCE!

quote artickle
The sperm count of French men fell by a third between 1989 and 2005, a study suggests.

The semen of more than 26,600 French men was tested in the study, reported in the journal Human Reproduction.

The number of millions of spermatozoa per millilitre fell by 32.3%, a rate of about 1.9% a year. And the percentage of normally shaped sperm fell by 33.4%.

The average sperm count remained within the fertile range, but experts want to see more research into possible causes.

One of the paper's authors, Dr Joelle Le Moal, an environmental health epidemiologist, said: "To our knowledge, this is the first study concluding a severe and general decrease in sperm concentration and morphology at the scale of a whole country over a substantial period.

"This constitutes a serious public health warning."
Complete bollocks

Not quite sure about you but having less French people on the planet would be no bad thing. Seems that diet is an indicator to this, so lovers of French food should be equally worried, but as the professor says: "I would argue that the 'jury is still out' on this tissue."

Thoughts Loungin'?



Author:   Demonfurby
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 9:22am (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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spermatozoa sounds like a yugioh card



Author:   D Ray Silva
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 9:23am (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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Canadian girls are kinda hot.



Author:   Wysiwyg
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 9:28am (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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People still get judged on being from a certain country?

Lol.



Author:   hiigaran
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 9:30am (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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oh well. what have the french done for us? they lose every war they get in, they smell, and they make shit cars



Author:   harbin
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 9:31am (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote Wysiwyg
People still get judged on being from a certain country?

Lol.
British people and French people have been judging and mocking each other for history. We do it purely for tradition nowadays.



Author:   Lone Warrior
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 9:33am (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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Leave the French alone imo.



Author:   Liverpool_96
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 9:33am (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote hiigaran
oh well. what have the french done for us? they lose every war they get in, they smell, and they make shit cars
1 incorrect point there, they were victors of the first and Second World War, albeit with the help of Great Britain.



Author:   hiigaran
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 9:43am (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote Liverpool_96
quote hiigaran
oh well. what have the french done for us? they lose every war they get in, they smell, and they make shit cars
1 incorrect point there, they were victors of the first and Second World War, albeit with the help of Great Britain.
aha! they had aid! see? they cant win a war on their own!

unless its a civil war. then the least french faction wins.

themoreyouknow.jpg



Author:   Wysiwyg
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 9:45am (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote harbin
British people and French people have been judging and mocking each other for history. We do it purely for tradition nowadays.
Being British myself, I'm aware this happens, I just don't really understand why. It's ignorant and immature, it may just be pushed aside as 'banter' but from my point of view, British people are far worse people than French. I know British people, I don't know any French.



Author:   Paranoid Android
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 9:48am (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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Napoleon Boner Party

Ba dum tsh



Author:   hiigaran
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 9:50am (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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quote Paranoid Android
Napoleon Boner Party

Ba dum tsh
post of the year!



Author:   Paradox
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 11:26am (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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France will probably be brown in 50 years if indigenous French people have such a low sperm count.

But nothing of value was lost.



Author:   Phi
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 11:37am (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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    Shame the sperm count of more nationalities isn't falling.




Author:   Short Circuit
Date:   Dec 05, 12 at 12:17pm (PST)
Subject:   re: French people are shit in bed and heading for extinction.
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Maybe they could just import sperm from other countries if they don't have enough?

I'm scared though, I really like lasagna! If we don't have French people anymore, who will make my lasagna in fifty years?


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