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Author:   greenbean
Date:   Nov 26, 12 at 8:41pm (PST)
Subject:   Historical Hotties
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who in your opinion is the most smangin' historical figure to have ever graced the textbooks and why? you don't have to agree with their beliefs or their moral/immoral character. you just gotta find them smangin'.

i'll start:
alexander hamilton. united states secretary of babe.


don't lie. i know some of ya'll be staring at your ten dollar bills with lust in your eyes. i know i do.



Author:   EvilTediz597
Date:   Nov 26, 12 at 8:47pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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Joan of Arc was pretty smokin'.



Author:   Smell The Chiken
Date:   Nov 26, 12 at 9:06pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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Baberaham Lincoln!

This thread is done now.



Author:   John234MKWii
Date:   Nov 26, 12 at 9:51pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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Historical?



Wright Bros. are pretty cool.



Author:   Crusad3r
Date:   Nov 26, 12 at 9:56pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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Queen Elizabeth I


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Author:   constantplanck
Date:   Nov 26, 12 at 10:03pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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Her royal hotness Eleanor of Aquitaine:



She actually can't have been that bad to have been married to two kings though.



Author:   Short Circuit
Date:   Nov 27, 12 at 3:24am (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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How about Venus (de milo)? She's naked, that's gotta count for something. She was supposed to be pretty hot.

Abe Lincoln was damn tall, too. Wore a top hat to boot. That's tall dark and handsome right there.



Author:   KR_1250
Date:   Nov 27, 12 at 3:42am (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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Cleopatra?



I bloody would.



Author:   Short Circuit
Date:   Nov 27, 12 at 4:27am (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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KR_1250

Oh christ, that's horrifying. I literally jumped out of my skin when I saw that.



Author:   erik
Date:   Nov 27, 12 at 6:12am (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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quote KR_1250
Cleopatra?



I bloody would.
That's... Uhh, what's the phrase... Oh.. Yeah... Creepy as *bleep*!



Author:   Strawberryclock
Date:   Nov 27, 12 at 6:16am (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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I'd still hit it.

Anyways, Nefertiti.



Mo like Nefertitties, amirite?



Author:   KR_1250
Date:   Nov 27, 12 at 6:19am (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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quote erik
That's... Uhh, what's the phrase... Oh.. Yeah... Creepy as *bleep*!
You know how they use skeletal reconstruction, muscular prediction and various forensic techniques to come up with a realistic face like that?

D'you think they could do the same and make a faithful reproduction of cleopatras jugs? And arse for that matter?

I mean those aspects could sway the whole decision in the opposite direction. I wouldnt wanna think she has a couple of chicken fillets up top or a wee boy arse back there.

And Strawberryclock she looks a bit weird... but yeah. I'd still give it a bash.



Author:   Strawberryclock
Date:   Nov 27, 12 at 6:49am (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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quote KR_1250
quote erik
That's... Uhh, what's the phrase... Oh.. Yeah... Creepy as *bleep*!
You know how they use skeletal reconstruction, muscular prediction and various forensic techniques to come up with a realistic face like that?

D'you think they could do the same and make a faithful reproduction of cleopatras jugs? And arse for that matter?

I mean those aspects could sway the whole decision in the opposite direction. I wouldnt wanna think she has a couple of chicken fillets up top or a wee boy arse back there.

And Strawberryclock she looks a bit weird... but yeah. I'd still give it a bash.
Well to be fair that is a granite or something like that statue.

I'd also bang Catherine the Great. yeah she wasn't great looking but man something about her.

I've probably played too much civ IV



Author:   KR_1250
Date:   Nov 27, 12 at 6:53am (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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quote Strawberryclock
I've probably played too much civ IV
LOL, that may be true.

If so... whats my excuse ?



Author:   erik
Date:   Nov 27, 12 at 9:41am (PST)
Subject:   re: Historical Hotties
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quote KR_1250
quote erik
That's... Uhh, what's the phrase... Oh.. Yeah... Creepy as *bleep*!
You know how they use skeletal reconstruction, muscular prediction and various forensic techniques to come up with a realistic face like that?

D'you think they could do the same and make a faithful reproduction of cleopatras jugs? And arse for that matter?

I mean those aspects could sway the whole decision in the opposite direction. I wouldnt wanna think she has a couple of chicken fillets up top or a wee boy arse back there.

And Strawberryclock she looks a bit weird... but yeah. I'd still give it a bash.
Totally, if they could do that, then I wouldn't mind so much... But it's just her creepy face... So, no go for the moment, until further reproduction is complete.


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