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Author:   Ace3000
Date:   Nov 24, 12 at 9:32pm (PST)
Subject:   Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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10 threads, aww YEAH! Continued from here.

I wish I had a dog.




Author:   Kokoro
Date:   Nov 24, 12 at 9:36pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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Granted, but he or she runs away.

I wish my old cat never died.




Author:   Kommando
Date:   Nov 24, 12 at 10:17pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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Granted, but it turns evil and claws your face.

I wish I didn't know where I was.




Author:   Short Circuit
Date:   Nov 24, 12 at 11:00pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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Granted, but you're so drunk that you die of alcohol poisoning.

I wish that apples could be used as saucepans.



Author:   Kommando
Date:   Nov 24, 12 at 11:14pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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Granted, but they explode into exactly 43 pieces.

I wish my Gunhammer from the last thread didn't blow up.




Author:   John234MKWii
Date:   Nov 25, 12 at 2:05am (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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Granted, it comes back and hammerguns you to death.

I wish I could still stay up and post like a maniac on Neoseeker on a school night.



Author:   Ace3000
Date:   Nov 25, 12 at 3:07am (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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Granted, but... Wait. 1445 posts in 2 and a half months?! Are you aspiring to be the next Castlewars or something?
Ahem, anyway. Granted, but you fall asleep and miss one of the big tests in school.

I wish I had a 5.1 surround sound card.




Author:   Short Circuit
Date:   Nov 25, 12 at 7:20am (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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Granted, but it doesn't decode movie of video game audio.

I wish that tennis was a viable means of determining whether someone likes grapes or not.



Author:   Kommando
Date:   Nov 25, 12 at 9:16am (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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Granted, but you must leave neoseeker for a few months and journey to grape mountain where they will teach you the way of the grape.

I wish I could remember the wishes I thought of before going to sleep yesterday.




Author:   harbin
Date:   Nov 25, 12 at 10:01am (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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Granted, but all your wishes are shit and only give a negative impact.

I wish I could think of something better to put.



Author:   Millennium Master
Date:   Nov 25, 12 at 12:27pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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Granted but you start getting forgetful about everything in life.

I wish there are penalties for people who reply to others with CAPS LOCK.



Author:   Short Circuit
Date:   Nov 25, 12 at 12:30pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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Granted, but only in a month's time, and you forget it as soon as you open this thread.

I wish that people would line up in the streets for a kiss from me. And pay money.



Author:   Kommando
Date:   Nov 25, 12 at 12:42pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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Granted, but most of teh people that line up have cold sores and only pay you $1.

I wish someone would acknowledge teh misspelling of the word "the" in that last sentence, but not the misspelling of teh word "the" in this sentence.




Author:   John234MKWii
Date:   Nov 25, 12 at 8:52pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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Granted, now everyone spells the like teh.

I wish I had a parrot that repeated everything I said. EVERYTHING



Author:   Cobalt
Date:   Nov 25, 12 at 8:54pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Corrupt a Wish [Thread No. 10]
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quote John234MKWii
Granted, now everyone spells the like teh.

I wish I had a parrot that repeated everything I said. EVERYTHING

Granted. But now he repeats all your secrets to the world.

I wish I could sleep better.



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