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Author:   Wysiwyg
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 3:32am (PST)
Subject:   Poopy Pants McGee
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I was at work the other day, farting casually every now and then as you do, thinking there was no problem. I got home that night and was walking around in my underwear when my girlfriend asks me if I have pooped myself. I thought the bitch be crazy. I went to the bathroom to check myself out just in case where I found a long brown stain in my white pants in the shape of my butt crack where I must have been trumping out liquid farts.

I was a Poopy Pants McGee for the first time since I was a child.

When's the last time you pooped your pants?



Author:   Chelskiman
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 3:43am (PST)
Subject:   re: Poopy Pants McGee
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Lmao. Not me personally, but my uncle did a few years back. We were playing golf and I was on his team. He came up to me and said he followed through. I could not stop laughing.



Author:   KR_1250
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 3:58am (PST)
Subject:   re: Poopy Pants McGee
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHA !

Aww never mind shit, hell i almost pissed myself reading that. This site has been f**king hillarious today. im still laughing here...

And godd timing, the other day in work i let out a big long slow slow fart. You know how sometimes you fart and its almost as if a bubble erupts and then pops? Well that happened to me but the bubbles residual heat seemed a little too intense. It didnt cool according to the usual farting thermal dissipation equation.

I went for an emergency wipe and low and behold... a little wayward nugget had been liberated.

I averted disaster by an arse hair... literally.



Author:   Toffeemonkey
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 3:59am (PST)
Subject:   re: Poopy Pants McGee
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Oh dear lord, this thread is sheer perfection.

Surely if it's so embarrassing, you'd refrain from posting it online for so many people to read though. >_<



Author:   sneekyweezel
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 4:10am (PST)
Subject:   re: Poopy Pants McGee
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Hehhehheh- rotfl- o.k. I wouldn't admit it if I did it, but I'll just say I refrain from ripping farts after drinking coffee! ;P



Author:   ditto
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 4:15am (PST)
Subject:   re: Poopy Pants McGee
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I haven't been a Poopy Pants McGee since I was like 6 lol. I have pissed myself numerous times since then tho.


quote Toffeemonkey
Surely if it's so embarrassing, you'd refrain from posting it online for so many people to read though. >_<
It's not like it shows his full name in the post



Author:   Wysiwyg
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 4:17am (PST)
Subject:   re: Poopy Pants McGee
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I never said it was embarrassing, I think it's hilarious I was walking around for hours blissfully unaware of the liquid churning between my cheeks and I'm sure I haven't been the only one in a similar situation.

quote KR_1250
Well that happened to me but the bubbles residual heat seemed a little too intense. It didnt cool according to the usual farting thermal dissipation equation.
Love the scientific fart terminology, creates a crystal clear image of your situation. Fart humour doesn't always have to be dumb and mindless. Happy to hear you were saved by your butt rug too.



Author:   Toffeemonkey
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 4:18am (PST)
Subject:   re: Poopy Pants McGee
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quote ditto
It's not like it shows his full name in the post
That considered, he wouldn't want to be getting popular/well known on here whilst everyone remembers him as the guy who shat himself, I get where you're coming from but the username is also a form of identity on here.

Although all that aside, he would have probably worded his first post a little differently if he felt a great amount of shame.


Edit: He's not embarrassed.



Author:   Demonfurby
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 4:31am (PST)
Subject:   re: Poopy Pants McGee
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There's a huge risk/reward to playing to butt trumpet. Either it's extremely relieving and hilarious for everyone involved at the same time, or it's extremely relieving and makes everyone around you avoid you and your stained knickers

...


Nevermind. It's a win-win.



Author:   bronze0800
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 7:01am (PST)
Subject:   re: Poopy Pants McGee
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about a few months ago

i was very very very very very very very very very very very drunk infact i nearly had alcohol posioning . i passed out and pooped myself. etc long story cut short dont get that drunk EVER Again



Author:   Strawberryclock
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 7:11am (PST)
Subject:   re: Poopy Pants McGee
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I don't shit myself because I'm not a little baby who poops my diapers hard.



Author:   Sonic Flash
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 7:26am (PST)
Subject:   re: Poopy Pants McGee
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Loungin is going to be special today...



Author:   Whelan
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 7:45am (PST)
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Author:   anemony
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 7:48am (PST)
Subject:   re: Poopy Pants McGee
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I nearly admire the fact that the OP has no shame about the whole thing, nearly




Author:   harbin
Date:   Oct 05, 12 at 8:00am (PST)
Subject:   re: Poopy Pants McGee
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+1 vote for Loungin's Thread of the Year Award.

quote Wysiwyg
I was a Poopy Pants McGee for the first time since I was a child.
Quote of the Year


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