Author: Crate_o_Carling
Date: Aug 06, 12 at 2:33pm (PST)
Subject: re: Throwing Up in Public
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quote ZazomyYeah man, that's how classy I am!quote Crate_o_CarlingYou pulled a tactical vom outside Lidl? Legend.Last time I did was about a week ago. Was out late and knew I was gonna have a massive hangover if I didn't puke, so did the old fingers down the throat outside a Lidl. Felt like I'd puked my lung out...
I've initiated the life-saving tactical vom in most of the bars in Aber. Never been sick in either of the clubs though.
Never been sick in Yoko's though? What about after all that cheap, shitty vodka?!
Author: TheESCapist
Date: Aug 06, 12 at 3:21pm (PST)
Subject: re: Throwing Up in Public
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I was with my two cousins and it was my youngest one that hurled, I was 12 my oldest cuz was 13 and the younger one that prayed to the porcelain god was 11. We was lining up in the reception of a swim centre and he suddenly said he felt sick, but we wasn't going out the line as it was long and we were near the front, he went off to the toilet and he came back after two minutes and said he felt better and he didn't throw up, we were at the reception and I was about to book my place and I said my cousin felt ill but he feels fine now so can he still ... BLEURGHHHHH, he
sudden pukes all over the desk , then as he attempts to run to the door he pukes again then he gets out the door and pukes again an he runs to a bin and repeatsley pukes about six times and then my auntie picks him up and goes home. At this time me and everyone else is Akwardly staring at him while he helplessly chucks his guts up and the. Some guy walks into this revolting ness and nearly pukes himself. T'was an awesome day.
Author: Axarcrie
Date: Aug 07, 12 at 1:24am (PST)
Subject: re: Throwing Up in Public
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My cousin is a tube driver on London Underground and he had to work NYE a couple of years ago. He said that there wasn't a carriage without puke on it >.<
The only time I've ever been sick in public was at Reading Festival last year. Vodka and coke still makes me feel like puking even now.
Author: Fraser
Date: Aug 07, 12 at 4:52am (PST)
Subject: re: Throwing Up in Public
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Well, I had a day off school so I went into Melbourne with some mates of mine, we came back at about 4:00 which meant all these kids jumped on the train. One of them took a swig from a bottle of orange Gatorade and couldn't keep it down, he then promptly threw up on the shoes of about 7 surrounding people and part of a pram.
Author: thetwilight
Date: Aug 07, 12 at 11:37am (PST)
Subject: re: Throwing Up in Public
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Last winter I was coming home from work on the train. My friend and I were sitting in a 4 seat block facing each other, and our block was just in front of doors to get on and off the train. So, we're sitting there staring out of the window and I start hearing these noises almost like someone is either pleasuring themselves loudly or two people having sex. I look at my friend, because he is facing the noise and my back is to it, and he's just staring wide eyed at something. I'm too embarrassed to look around, because I think I know what it is, so I ask him "What's that noise?". He ignores me and then I notice that he looks like he's trying very hard to stifle laughter. So, I decide to have a quick look, I turn to find this utterly disgustingly obese woman on all fours being sick all over the area where people stand waiting to get off the train. I was so surprised that I burst into a fit on uncontrollable laughter. I couldn't stop laughing, even when she crawled off the train at her stop, despite being very embarrassed by all of the looks I was getting.
Not a single person helped her either. It got me thinking, would someone have helped if she were better looking?
Author: TheESCapist
Date: Aug 07, 12 at 12:10pm (PST)
Subject: re: Throwing Up in Public
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quote TheTwilightShe Was on all fours? JESUS, I would've paid to see that! Would've laughed so hard I would probably puke.Last winter I was coming home from work on the train. My friend and I were sitting in a 4 seat block facing each other, and our block was just in front of doors to get on and off the train. So, we're sitting there staring out of the window and I start hearing these noises almost like someone is either pleasuring themselves loudly or two people having sex. I look at my friend, because he is facing the noise and my back is to it, and he's just staring wide eyed at something. I'm too embarrassed to look around, because I think I know what it is, so I ask him "What's that noise?". He ignores me and then I notice that he looks like he's trying very hard to stifle laughter. So, I decide to have a quick look, I turn to find this utterly disgustingly obese woman on all fours being sick all over the area where people stand waiting to get off the train. I was so surprised that I burst into a fit on uncontrollable laughter. I couldn't stop laughing, even when she crawled off the train at her stop, despite being very embarrassed by all of the looks I was getting.
Not a single person helped her either. It got me thinking, would someone have helped if she were better looking?
Author: Lesley Pro_04
Date: Aug 08, 12 at 11:42pm (PST)
Subject: re: Throwing Up in Public
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quote SunnyDelightThat's what happened to my mother one time during my childhood. She ate some really bad yogurt at home and wound up getting a pretty bad case of food poisoning from it, resulting in having to crap and vomit simultaneously.Forgot to mention when I was still living in a dorm, I ate bad pasta from the school. I ended up going to the bathroom having to crap and vomit at the same time.
But enough of that gross story.
Whilst I hardly every puke myself (haven't done so since childhood), there was one time I was boarding a bus to get to work, and some woman near us (must have been in her 20's) threw up without warning. The part that sucked about that is that we had to board a different bus, and of course that happened while I was heading to work.
The good news: didn't get any vomit on me and managed to get to work on time anyway.
Author: Kedjown
Date: Aug 09, 12 at 2:24am (PST)
Subject: re: Throwing Up in Public
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I was out with a workmate and I was supposed to be going on a date that night, but I was ultra *bleep*ed with a hangover so I was out with him for a curer. Didn't work as planned though, had a shot of tequila and a pint of stella; the gassiness really didn't settle well and I held onto it for as long as I could, but finally I ran for the door out of this pub, ALMOST made it out (threw up all over the patch of floor right at the entrance). Was pretty hilarious because a bird walked in and went skiting over it, almost ended up on her arse.
I went outside to spew the rest up and have a fag, didn't get any on my clothes thank god. So I went for a KFC and sorted myself out, fired in about 2 packets of Wrigley's, and I was *bleep*in sorted for my date.
Yeah it went well by the way, that girl from the date is my current girlfriend, haw haw!
Author: Lone Warrior
Date: Aug 09, 12 at 2:30am (PST)
Subject: re: Throwing Up in Public
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My throwing up in public incidents don't involve alcohol, they're pretty boring. :<
One was some kind of food sickness (honey intolerance, was it?) and throwing up at school, the other was motion sickness from a road trip and throwing up near a village. The first one was clearly much more embarrassing.
Author: Toony
Date: Aug 09, 12 at 2:37am (PST)
Subject: re: Throwing Up in Public
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One time one of my friends tried to chug a full bottle of Powerade in one go. He downed it in probably 10 seconds and he ended up vomiting in front of a shitload of people right outside of a CVS Pharmacy. The same friend I just mentioned was also smoking with one of my other friends and he apparently threw up after 2 bowls. Haha. Pussy.