Print Thread: ITS HAPPENING

Author: Paradox

Date: May 26, 12 at 9:27pm (PST)

Subject: ITS HAPPENING
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(FOR REAL I SWEAR)

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Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

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The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832_naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html#storylink=addthis#storylink=cpy

YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED NEO ITS TOO LATE

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe's employees, resists arrest
http://columbus.wtvm.com/news/crime/54763-contractor-bites-lowes-employees-resists-arrest

Author: Zoroark

Date: May 26, 12 at 9:29pm (PST)

Subject: re: ITS HAPPENING
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What the *bleep*? Should I be scared? :l

Author: Paradox

Date: May 26, 12 at 9:31pm (PST)

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quote Zoroark
What the *bleep*? Should I be scared? :l

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH

HUMAN TEETH AREN'T SHARP AT ALL AND YOU'LL BE EATEN ALIVE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY

ITS OVER THE HUMAN RACE IS FINISHED ABANDON ALL HOPE

Author: Gryzor

Date: May 26, 12 at 9:32pm (PST)

Subject: re: ITS HAPPENING
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OH SHIT

THE CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST

IT BEGINS

Author: Zoroark

Date: May 26, 12 at 9:32pm (PST)

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quote Paradox
quote Zoroark
What the *bleep*? Should I be scared? :l
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH

HUMAN TEETH AREN'T SHARP AT ALL AND YOU'LL BE EATEN ALIVE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY

ITS OVER THE HUMAN RACE IS FINISHED ABANDON ALL HOPE

STOP

*bleep*IN
SCARY
SHIT
RIGHT
HERE.

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Author: Horse

Date: May 26, 12 at 9:32pm (PST)

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WESKEEEEEEEEEER!

Author: Lin Keui Swampert

Date: May 26, 12 at 9:35pm (PST)

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Wait, what's going on again?

Do we have zombies? Is that what this is?

Let's hope these zombie discussion threads were accurate in what we should do.

Author: Paradox

Date: May 26, 12 at 9:36pm (PST)

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WE'RE ALL *bleep*ED YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS NEO

http://www.emsworld.com/news/10719026/hazmat-incident-sickens-5-at-florida-airport

Author: Justin

Date: May 26, 12 at 9:41pm (PST)

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It's a good thing the video game community has been producing fool-proof tactics in case of a situation like this. Off to Costco I am!

Author: thewatermeloncult

Date: May 26, 12 at 9:42pm (PST)

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I can't watch any of the videos because I'm on a ds but I think I'll go start boarding up windows now.

Author: Lin Keui Swampert

Date: May 26, 12 at 9:46pm (PST)

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Shit shit I can't play zombies solo I need a Jap on my side Kokoro help me kill zombies good now we just need a Kraut and a Commie.

Author: Strawberryclock

Date: May 26, 12 at 9:48pm (PST)

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