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Author:   Morning
Date:   Dec 02, 10 at 10:30am (PST)
Subject:   Insults
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Ohai

Lol, so two of my friends are throwing random insults at each other over FB for no particular reason - some of them are quite entertaining.

"You're so fat, when you walk into a crowded room, you're the reason it's crowded."

"You're so fat, that when God said let there be light, you had to step out the way."

"Just shut up! You will never amount to anything! You'll never be the man your mother was!"

Ahaha, so I just wanna know of some epic insults you guys have heard, just the best . I could use a laugh right now.

Do tell




Author:   SwiftBlade
Date:   Dec 02, 10 at 10:59am (PST)
Subject:   re: Insults
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quote Morning
Ohai

G'morning.



Author:   Bakka
Date:   Dec 02, 10 at 10:59am (PST)
Subject:   re: Insults
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Groucho Marx

Actually alot of that is just off the chat wit. There are afew Ugly/Stupid/Wife slights in there though.

"I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

Oh and the classic Churchill wife/poison one is up there. Witty insults, superior.



Author:   Kingy
Date:   Dec 04, 10 at 7:24am (PST)
Subject:   re: Insults
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On man, this one kid I knew in middle school was the grand master at owning the living hell out of people who tried to insult him. He always found a way to set people up into tripping over their own insults, all with a smile on his face and without throwing a punch. He didn't have to worry about being beat up, because he was a pretty big dude. Guy was picked on because of that. I will never forget the day in P.E. where we went against him and the rest of his class in pickleball. Him and his teammate, an average player, went undefeated the entire week. He was the greatest eight grader who ever lived.



Author:   Smell The Chiken
Date:   Dec 04, 10 at 8:01am (PST)
Subject:   re: Insults
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Oh. if only MTV would run reruns of Yo Momma, I could remember some of the greats they've shown.

"Sticks and stones can break my bones, and so will your mom if she climbs on my back."

"Yo momma so dumb, she thought innuendo was a Mexican suppository."

"I heard yo momma is gonna be the next big thing in karate. First there was Bruce Lee, then Jet Li, and yo momma is Ugly."



Author:   hiigaran
Date:   Dec 04, 10 at 3:25pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Insults
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so this is now a 'yo momma' thread?

yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry



Author:   darkmegabass
Date:   Dec 04, 10 at 3:46pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Insults
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Yo mama so fat she needs a watch on each wrist for each time zone.

Yo mama so dumb she walked in a doller store and asked for a twentie.

Yo mama so poor when I walked in her house I lit a match and then the roaches started to sing “clap your hand, stomp your feet, praise the lord cuz we got heat”

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a car that was parked.

Yo mama so poor she begs for money from the people who beg for money.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and she slept on the floor.

Yo mama so dumb when I said it was chilly out side she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so poor I walked in her house and stepped on a cigarett butt and she said “Hey who turned off the heater?”

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits “Around” the house.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked out a window she got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor didn't know which end to slap.



Author:   Morning
Date:   Dec 05, 10 at 1:44pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Insults
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Lol, insults in general. Yeah, so I guess Yo Mama jokes count. Spam away.



Author:   LillieBeeXD
Date:   Dec 05, 10 at 2:03pm (PST)
Subject:   re: Insults
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Brits will get this one:
Yo momma so fat when she falls down the stairs it sounds like the opening theme for Eastenders.


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