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Author:   TruTrey
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 8:53pm (PST)
Subject:   WTF Insults.
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Any Insults made you Go WTF?


Calling someone A Jack Off makes me go WTF !?!?




Author:   Desolation
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 8:53pm (PST)
Subject:   re: WTF Insults.
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Any time anyone on this site tries to insult me.



Author:   Elekid
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 8:54pm (PST)
Subject:   re: WTF Insults.
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My little brother calls people Busses



Author:   Tay Rex
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 9:00pm (PST)
Subject:   re: WTF Insults.
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May your four children have four eyes. Each.




Author:   Daedric Prince
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 9:03pm (PST)
Subject:   re: WTF Insults.
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Your mom in a bikini.

Your dad in a leopard skin man thong.




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Author:   Ecto
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 9:06pm (PST)
Subject:   re: WTF Insults.
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Anybody remember the George Carlin act about mother *bleep*ers?

"You mother *bleep*er!"

"Why thank you. Although I have to admit I haven't *bleep*ed any mothers in a couple of days."



Author:   Klunk
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 9:09pm (PST)
Subject:   re: WTF Insults.
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'Because you touch yourself at night.'



Author:   Breezy
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 9:11pm (PST)
Subject:   re: WTF Insults.
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'You Pregnant Fish!'

My friend just decided to create this insult today, as predicted I did react with a suitable WTF and got the giggles.




Author:   Cero
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 9:12pm (PST)
Subject:   re: WTF Insults.
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quote TruTrey
Any Insults made you Go WTF?


Calling someone A Jack Off makes me go WTF !?!?

Calling someone a jack off reminds me of myself

"You *bleep* nugget."




Author:   bobbonew
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 9:13pm (PST)
Subject:   re: WTF Insults.
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Your the unfortunate result of a botched abortion.


(That one is my fav to use, what really can you say back? )



Author:   Breezy
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 9:15pm (PST)
Subject:   re: WTF Insults.
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quote bobbonew
Your the unfortunate result of a botched abortion.


(That one is my fav to use, what really can you say back? )
Well at least I've got a birth certificate, all you've got is a letter of apology from Durex.

Just typing that makes me laugh. It's basically the only one that works.




Author:   Killer878
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 9:18pm (PST)
Subject:   re: WTF Insults.
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what people do in real life insults me.



Author:   FM Transfer Master
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 9:22pm (PST)
Subject:   re: WTF Insults.
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Theres this guy, who no-one really likes (cos he thinks hees funny but he aint) and we were arguein today and he said... and i quote "Shut Up, You Truncated Spur or I will kick ur ass in with my very large spatula"...

Now i was like WTF!!



Author:   Hyoren
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 9:32pm (PST)
Subject:   re: WTF Insults.
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I can't think of any weird insults. I'm usually the one that makes them up.
My favorite is Darche... the combination of a douche and a shark.




Author:   The Scream
Date:   Nov 28, 08 at 9:57pm (PST)
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When people make me mad

I call guys girls.

and

I call girls guys.

Those are my favourite insults.

I also like to call people gay. And I like to use heavy sarcasm.


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